I'm In Complete Shock At These Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet Last Week

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1.On birthdays:

"how can you turn 0 years old"

2.On Greeks:

"WHOA GREEKS STILL EXIST THAT'S SOOO COOOOOOOOLLLLLL"
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3.On prunes:

"a prune is a dried plum"

4.On surprises:

"now olive the sudden there is a CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE."

5.On dimensions:

"It's from the wall to almost the door"

6.On gravity:

"Globers be like gravity"
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7.On the 50 states:

"Have you been to the USA before?"

8.On weapons:

"These are real numb trucks."
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9.On the Earth's age:

"Then why are we in years 2023?"
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10.On cloud formations:

"The chemicals are so magnetic, they repel each other"
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11.On Texas:

"Texas is like twice the size of Europe alone."

12.On 5G:

"#Stop5G"
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13.On evolution:

"Show me how an elephant became a monkey for example."
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14.On regret:

"Sorry about the incontinence."

15.On yearly salaries:

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16.On debit cards:

"Write a check."
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17.On flossing:

"Flossing Pushes Bad Bacteria back into the Bloodstream"
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18.And on cheese:

"Technically any mold that grows is just bonus bleu cheese."