Ike Barinholtz’s Vasectomy Sounded Terrifying
Ike Barinholtz is currently raising a litter of little Barinholtzes. While promoting his upcoming political-slash-family comedy The Oath with Tiffany Haddish, he told Seth Meyers about the Star Wars–themed family costume he was doing with his wife and three kids, and then assured everyone that there were no more tiny Chewbaccas on the way: "I found a guy on Craigslist, he came over and kicked me in the nuts a bunch."
No, but really, he did get a vasectomy. And while it seems like it was a good move as far as family planning goes, there was one weird side effect:
It was fine for the first days. I was like, "This is not a big deal." This is after the fact. And then the fact was, I don't know how to say this. My—well, my—it turned purple. Now, I don't mean like, "Oh, it's kind of purple, like a little bruise." You know Grimace from McDonald's? If he had one, it would look indistinguishable. So...I am the new face of McDonald's.
Barinholtz definitely missed a PSA opportunity here: Is it normal for your junk to turn the color of grape Kool-Aid? Instead, he invoked the most nightmare-inducing, child-marketed corporate mascot out there and forced us to think about its reproductive system.
