The ‘hot felon’ is expecting a Topshop baby

In news that should frankly delight fans of Jane Austen's piquant novels about English society and love affairs that transcend tax brackets, Jeremy Meeks-a.k.a. the Hot Felon, a.k.a Prison Bae, a.k.a Mugshot McDreamy, a.k.a. Hot Mugshot Guy-and Chloe Green, scion of the Topshop dynasty, are expecting a baby. Lady Catherine de Bourgh is rolling in her fictional grave right now! (In other news, Topshop is expanding into smelling salts.)