Your Horoscope This Week: Avoid Too Much of a Good Thing
As we speed past the last week of June, my young and nubile life flashing before my eyes, I think wow. Nothing is permanent, even your June 24, 2019 weekly horoscope. There is no such thing as time—just unrelenting CHANGE.
Then I pick out a moisturizer at Target and force myself to stop having an existential crisis long enough to pay and go home. I truly do not know what it is about beauty departments that makes my soul feel like it’s melting. Maybe it’s that the packaging is trying so hard to convince me that if I buy it, I will never die. I will live forever. Everything looks like it will save me from myself, you...
