19 People Who I Am Absolutely Certain Regret Literally Every Damn Choice They Made Last Week

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1. The person whose plant got a dang buzz cut:

Landscapers trimmed my plastic plant. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who received quite literally the exact opposite of what they ordered:

I ordered a cannoli to go and drove home then opened the box to this. from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person whose sharpie is thankfully safe and sound:

Found my sharpie. from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who was seated in what we in the airline industry affectionately call the "Gremlin Seat":

My wife’s first trip on a plane and this was the view out her window. from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who made a mistake their brain and their rear-end won't soon forget:

I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin. from Wellthatsucks

6. Ol' Wrinkly Hands:

My hands after washing the dishes for 20 minutes from mildlyinteresting

7. The person who lost the watermelon lottery:

To have watermelon... from therewasanattempt

8. The person who will be eatin' good tonight:

36 items from my grocery were unavailable 8 were substituted for dog food from Wellthatsucks

9. The person with the world's creamiest floor:

the Half gallon has only been home for 15min. Someone tell Old Gregg. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who paid 80K for a bent piece of paper:

*pays 80000 in tuition for this shit* from mildlyinfuriating

11. The Spambot Whisperer:

Brand new phone for work, right out of the box, immediate text message: from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who has the worst roommate ever:

Bruh, fuck this bird from RuinedMyDay

13. The person who grew enough food to feed a family of five... GHOSTS! I'M SERIOUS!

Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced. from Wellthatsucks

Thank you, folks. I'll be here for the next six items on this list.

14. The person who made an enemy for life out of this salesman:

car salesman after we chose to buy from somewhere else… from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person whose cat was kind enough to do some headphone repair for them:

My cat chewed my $90 headphones in half, on my birthday from extremelyinfuriating

16. The person who peed the floor:

i tripped and peed on the floor from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who learned a hard lesson about white clothing today:

There it goes my expensive 100% cocoa and my white hoodie from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who just gave you all a new lifelong fear:

Nesting in monitor from Wellthatsucks

19. And, finally, the person who just read this:

How old are you? from RuinedMyDay

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