These Silly Spring Jokes Will Make You Bloom Laughter
We're in full bloom, everyone! 🌸 Now that spring is here, we have so much to look forward to. And why not channel this refreshing energy by basking in some silly spring jokes? Because if you ask us, laughter is the perfect way to ring in the season! (Besides partaking in any of these spring activities, that is.) So as we say our goodbyes to colder temperatures, and welcome warm weather with cute, colorful spring clothing—read through these jokes to really get in the spirit!
Whether you're looking for a reason to giggle about flowers, bunnies, or seasonal holidays, these spring jokes are absolutely hilarious. Plus, some of them could even act as cute spring Instagram captions! (Showing off your new radiant wardrobe with one of these to accompany them will surely make you bloom out from the rest!) Read on for our list of best spring jokes, and let us know which ones made you laugh the most!
Spring Break Jokes
What do fishermen play with their kids during spring break? Go fish!
What did the family do when they began their spring break? They shell-abrated!
Where do sheep go for spring break? The Baa-hamas.
What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break? "Long time, no sea!"
What did the baker’s son do over spring break? He loafed around.
What did the dog say once he got on spring break? "The paw-ty is officially here!"
Where did the shark go for summer vacation? Finland!
Why didn't the spring breakers go to the forest? The trees said "leaf me alone!"
What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!
Where did the egg go for spring break? New Yolk City.
What's the real reason the birds fly north in April? For spring beak!
Why can't stores keep trampolines in stock during April? Because it's spring break!
Why didn't the basketball player go anywhere for spring break? She feared she would get called out for traveling.
What is spring's superpower? Flower power!
What dessert is the most popular during spring break? A beach pie.
Where did the elephant put all of his clothes before traveling? His trunk.
Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
Why did the man try to fix his bed? He heard there was a spring break.
What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
Spring Jokes About Rain and Weather
What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
What does the king say his favorite kind of weather is? Reign-y weather!
Why was the cake wet? It got sprinkled.
How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What falls but never gets hurt? The rain.
What is a flower's favorite song? "Rain On Me" by Lady Gaga.
What goes up when the rain goes up? Umbrellas.
What’s a bow that can’t be tied? A rain-bow.
If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? Pilgrims.
What do you say if it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? Did you see this fowl weather?
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
Spring Jokes for Kids
Why are flowers so friendly? They always have new buds!
What season is best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time.
Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
Does February like March? No, but April May.
Do monkeys fall from the sky? Yes! During APE-ril showers.
What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
What did the tree say during springtime? “Well, this is a re-leaf!”
Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Which superhero likes spring the best? Robin.
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Fill it with spring water.
What is the shortest month of the year? M-A-Y.
Do you know about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? To grow a water-melon.
Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inch worm.
What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle? A dandy lion!
What flower does everyone have on their face? Two-lips!
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending!
What did summer say to spring? Help – I’m about to fall!
What month always asks questions and permission? May!
Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb!
Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
What’s the best flower for a boy to give on Mother’s Day? A son-flower.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein.
What did the older flower say to the younger flower? You’re really growing there, bud!
Funny Jokes About Spring Food
What beverage does a tree drink the most? Root beer!
Why is the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? Daffo-dills!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.
Spring Jokes About Animals
What is the chick’s favorite vegetable? Eggplants.
What type of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin.
Do bees fly in the rain? Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb.
What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? Have a Baa baa cue!
Why is the letter A like a flower? The B comes after it!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
Spring is everything I wanted it to bee, and more!
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