Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling
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Move over, dad jokes! Classic knock knock jokes are the OG laughter-inducing (we're talking side-splitting, tinkle in your britches hee hee) kind of humor we all grew up with. Sure, knock knock jokes for 5 year olds are silly as can be, but we're here to declare that hilarious jokes for kids are most often the good, clean fun you need to make you smile at any age.
So bring on all the corny jokes! Share them with your family, coworkers, classmates, or just read through them when you're having a bad day (buy this clever knock knock jokes calendar for a daily dose). After all, laughter brings the best kind of levity to life. To make sure you have plenty of humor in your world and to keep those around you nonstop giggling, we've rounded up 55 funny knock knock jokes for adults, kid knock knock jokes, and even sassy knock knock jokes for teens too.
Looking for more funnies for your family and friends? Check out our list of 80 hilariously funny jokes and mom jokes. And now for these cute knock knock jokes with answers to the burning question "who's there?"
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yoda Lady. Yoda Lady who? Stop yodeling.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska ‘nother person if you don’t know the answer!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door for me!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tibet. Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Train. Train who? Someone needs to train you how to open the door.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ion. Ion who? Ion know what you're doing in there, but let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hippo. Hippo who? Hippo birthday to you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl aboard!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alberts. Alberts who? Do Alberts fly south for the winter?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Chickens. Chickens who? No, no! Chickens cluck, owls hoo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Van Gogh. Van Gogh who? Van Gogh down the road very fast.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher it! You can do it!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… Moo!!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nada. Nada who? Nada another knock-knock joke!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate… ARRRRR!!!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A door. A door who? I adore you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oops, I did it again.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub—I’m dwowning!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? A, B, C, D….
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe please help me open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas! I’m here!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza pretty nice guy once you get to know him.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you please loan me some money?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore made out of wood?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I’d use the doorbell, but it’s broken.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeycomb. Honeycomb who? Honeycomb that hair—it’s a mess!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Uruguay. Uruguay who? You go Uruguay, and I’ll go mine.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you soon!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln who? Aww come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita come in!
Knock! Knock! It’s open. Must you ruin everything?
Knock! Knock! Knock. Knock. You’re supposed to say who’s there? I have a peephole, duh.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help here…the door is stuck.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To. To who? To whom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You know… You Know Who? OH NO, WHERE? (for the Harry Potter fan)
Knock! Knock! Who's there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel ringing?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Aww, why are you crying?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock! Knock! Who's There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? FBI. FB…We're asking the questions here.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
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