Here's Your Chance to Shop The Tie Bar's Massive Semi-Annual Sale a Full Day Early

Man, I can't remember the last time I went to an actual bar. If you, like me, have been itching to hit one of your favorite local haunts, hit The Tie Bar instead! It's got all the flavor of any reliable neighborhood spot, sans any of the significant health risks associated with, uh, actually going to one of them right now.

I mean, as far as bars go, it's a pretty good one. All the old regulars are there (if by "all the old regulars" you mean the many, many accoutrements of corporate dress codes from days past, drinking away their pandemic sorrows) and right now, a wide selection of more than 1,000 of 'em are up to 50 percent off in the brand's semi-annual sale.

Before you get your sweatpants in a knot, I know what you're thinking. Ties? In this economy?! But The Tie Bar offers so much more than its namesake product. ("The Tie and Shirt and Socks Bar" doesn't really have the same ring to it, huh?) You still need button-downs. And a few pairs of real pants. And maybe even the occasional tie! And if The Tie Bar slashing prices on its already-affordable wares isn't all the incentive you need to re-up on the trusty office staples you haven't bought in close to a year, I'm not sure what is.

*Motions to make-believe bartender while scrolling through the sale in bed* I'll have another, sir.