My Head Is Going To Explode After Looking At All These Painfully Awkward Things People Really Thought They Could Sell On The Internet

I'm pretty sure all of us have browsed through online marketplaces at some point and stumbled upon truly bizarre items for sale, leaving us questioning the future of this beautiful experiment we call humanity. Here are some of the weirdest things people have seen while shopping online:

1.A bunch of precious artifacts:

Assorted old toilets displayed outdoors for sale, labeled as "Antique Toilet Collection" for $200
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2.A very gently used couch:

A disgusting couch with many stains, for sale at $665
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3.A plate of lasagna about the size of a foot:

A plate of lasagna with a bare foot next to it for sale for $15
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4.A miracle of God:

Person holding a rare "straight cheese curl" with a humorous price tag of $200 listed as a rare item for sale

5.A couple of cornsters:

Sale post for "Coasters/cornsters" at $25 featuring popcorn kernel coasters and a large jug
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6.Precisely one right (not left) shoe:

Person selling one running shoe, misidentified as a left shoe, for $30

7.A microwave with very, very minor issues:

Microwave on wooden steps, cord chewed off by a dog; text states a kid microwaved a phone in it and it's for sale for $20
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8.The rarest banana:

A "rare banana" with writing on it is labeled as signed by Thomas Edison, with a price of $120
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9.An unfinished baby:

Baby doll leg for $300
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10.Demonic rocks:

Whimsical rock art resembling mouths with teeth for sale, grouped on concrete, with a plant pot behind

11.Four thousand pennies:

About 4,000 loose pennies for sale for $200
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12.Yet another miracle of God:

Image of a hand holding a thin, elongated crystal-like object; a social media sale post for "lettuce shaped like Nike sign" at $5,000, humor implied
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13.Literally just 15 pumpkin stems:

Ad for 15 real pumpkin stems for sale for $5, available for pickup in South Grafton, displayed on a dark surface

14.The Yeet Machine:

Antique rocking baby cradle for sale, labeled as "Victorian Baby Yeet Machine," price listed at $300

15.A very functional, very stylish grill:

A grill made out of a metal fold-up chair with tortillas on it and a flame underneath, for sale for $275
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16.Literally just a bag of floss picks from CVS:

Bag of CVS floss picks being sold for $5

17.A ring coming from a beloved place:

Ring selling for $200 with note, "Anyone want this stupid ring from this dumb mofo"
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18.A box full of Mama's finest beans:

"Boxed beans" inside an open Band-Aid box, displayed humorously for sale at $50, with a text message inquiry about availability
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19.A combo deal that can't be beat:

A combination toilet and sink fixture, labeled "Jailhouse shitter and sink," displayed on a gravel surface
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20.A true work of art:

Chicken tender resembling a human figure next to fries on checkered paper, for $55,682

21.Josh's life essence:

Name tag with "Josh" and a green logo, priced at $3,500

22.A bunch of floor shrimp:

Raw peeled and deveined shrimp on the floor for sale, alongside wooden armoires and storage chests and a bedside bar

23.A lawn mower that looks like it was pulled straight from Shelob's Lair...I'm serious!

A lawn mower for $40, covered in grass rests in a snowy yard; caption jokes about not used this year but it worked last year
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24.The saddest sign to have to sell:

"Will you marry me?" sign on a bed with petals, for sale for $75
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25.An absolute steal for a dirty, cat piss–covered couch:

Sectional couch with cat pee stains — "free"
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26.Joots:

Vintage jean boots for sale for $20
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27.A Cheeto sold by someone with a firm grasp of the principles of SEO:

Cheeto "shaped like male genital penis rare dong balls" selling for $999, with free shipping
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28.A buncha dogs:

Text in image: "I have corndags for sale: $5 corndags, 2 for $11 or 5 for $50 / San Angelo, TX / Corndag fundraiser." Picture shows numerous corn dogs in a bathtub
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29.Big Simon:

Simon the chipmunk statue selling for $2,000

30.A choice we must all make in life:

Marketplace ad selling a sectional couch reading "Corn or sofa," selling for 70 pounds
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31.A Gem Mint 10 signed Bible:

Bible for sale for $20,000 in Savannah, Georgia, signed by Jesus with "Nick, Keep on truckin', love, Jesus"
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32.A baby chair that's seen some things...terrible things:

Dirty, stained baby chair walker selling for $5
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33.A beautiful painting of the Messiah chowin' down on a big, fat dog:

Painting of Jesus eating a hot dog "with all the fixins," which painter is selling for no less than $500
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34.A literal rock:

Tiny rock being sold as a fossil for $800, down from $1,000
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35.The most terrifying collection of french fries ever assembled:

A scary french fries Hardee's mascot from the '70s/'80s for $2,000
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36.A bed that someone seemingly spontaneously combusted in:

King-size bed with a mattress with a huge body-size brown mark selling for $270, down from $300
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37.Ornaments made with love and spaghetti:

Christmas translucent spaghetti ornaments sealed with epoxy and for sale for $5
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38.A very stern gym:

Gym bench press for sale for $200 with notice saying "Wait bitch" instead of "weight bench"
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39.An expensive hornet's nest:

A $99 hornet's nest

40.Big Chip:

Big potato chip selling for $50

Folks, do we stan Big Chip? Let me know.

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41.A gently used iPod:

iPod Classic with shattered screen for sale with message saying it's functional and will be cleaned before being shipped
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42.The holy grail:

Long McDonald's receipt roll on a bed; a sale listing for $300, humorous intent
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43.Some questionable delights:

Screen capture of a marketplace listing showing off-color, uneven chocolate-covered strawberries on a plate with price ($25) and shipping ($5) details

44.An even more expensive hornet's nest:

Large hornet's nest inside a white plastic basket for sale for $125, originally $165, displayed on an online marketplace
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45.A precision-cut dog bowl holder:

Very roughly constructed wooden dog bowl holder on sale for $10
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46.Bacon as old as time:

A screenshot of a social media sale post showing uncooked "old bacon" on sale for 6 pounds, with a humorous caption about not being able to deliver it due to being under house arrest

47.The most stunning mirror:

Ugly mirror with foam around it for sale for $20, originally $40
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48.A sandwich that might as well be new:

Hand holding a partially eaten sandwich, shown in a car, with a sales listing for "Barely Used Chicken Sandwich" at $11
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49.Thousands of dollars' worth of chili:

Image shows a pickup truck bed filled with numerous cans of Nalley Valley Chili for sale; text indicates a bulk sale offer of $300 for $2,400 worth of chili to empty the truck
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50.And the MOON:

Full moon featured above a "For Sale or Trade / $5,000" note, with a humorous message inquiring about whether it's still available
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