Hannah Ann Compared Peter Weber’s Manhood to Cauliflower

From Cosmopolitan

  • Hannah Ann Sluss dragged Peter Weber and compared his manhood to cauliflower on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s Off the Vine podcast.

  • She dumped the former Bachelor during last season’s finale because he was still in love with Madison Prewett.


In case Peter Weber’s dancing TikToks and entire season of The Bachelor weren’t enough to make headlines, Hannah Ann Sluss just dragged him and said he has no flavor. Ouch! Actually, she said way more than that while talking to Kaitlyn Bristowe on the Off the Vine podcast, and IDK how Peter—or anyone for that matter—will recover from this.

After recounting the issues she had with Peter when she found out she was the only girl left during the finale and describing how she didn’t think they were a good fit anyway, Kaitlyn asked Hannah how she would describe Peter’s manhood. Now, Hannah Ann hasn’t been shy about not being the biggest fan of Peter these days, but this roast was way more intense than when she audibly groaned when his name was mentioned during a previous interview.

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Photo credit: Instagram

After thinking about it for a second, Hannah Ann chose...cauliflower. Before you start spiraling, I’ll just tell you it has nothing to do with cauliflower being lumpy and crumbly. She savagely explained, “The vegetable that represents Peter’s manhood would be cauliflower because it has no taste. Because cauliflower needs, like, a lot of flavor, it needs a lot. It’s just bland.” Somewhere out there, an innocent head of cauliflower is wondering what it did to deserve this comparison.

Hannah Ann also admitted that while the show was airing, she was “grieving the loss of the future I thought I had with him,” but she seems to be over it and enjoying this next chapter.

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