50 Moms On Twitter Who Made Us Laugh Harder Than We Ever Should Have In 2021
There's no question about it — between adjusting to the kids returning to school during the pandemic, and the everyday perils of parenting, moms went all in with some seriously hilarious tweets in 2021.
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Well, we rounded up 50 of the viral mom tweets that made this year way funnier:
1.
My daughter has been home from school for 30 minutes. She’s been talking for 40 of them.
2.
*Kidzbop song plays*my 4yo: they were 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 to say "fuck"
3.
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
4.
Me: Yes, you were in my belly. 3yo: Why... *tears in her eyes* ...why did you eat me?
5.
Please pray for my teen who forgot to jump and touch the doorframe before entering a room today
6.
I would like to officially apologize to my toddler for cutting her left pancake before I cut her right pancake, I don’t know what I was thinking
7.
Not my 9 year old telling me she’s having a problem with a boy at school so they’re having a rap battle tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Anyone have the cheat codes to parenting a 3-year-old? This level is hard
9.
omg my kids are waiting for a package and I walk out to this
10.
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying.
11.
I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand
12.
My 5yo asked if she could have a brownie and I started to say no cause it was too close to dinner and she said, “please your highness”. So I asked her where that came from and she said matter of factly, “cause you’re my Queen.” So anyway, she’s now having brownies for dinner.
13.
My daughter is asking the tooth fairy for $100, “because I really liked that tooth.”😂
14.
I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.
15.
my four year old just asked me to eat the rest of her fries and i wept for suddenly the pain of childbirth was erased
16.
Some kids say I’m sorry….mine say I’m sorry now go buy yourself something pretty
17.
My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT
18.
What doesn't kill you wakes you up at 5 am asking for cereal and Peppa Pig.
19.
The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops.
20.
my 6yo keeps drawing these pictures of "the shadowman." i'm not ready to die y'all 😭
21.
no one:my 5 year old: i know that guy in blues clues isn’t really talking to me because one time he asked me to do something and i said no and he said thanks
22.
My 11yo just screamed across the skatepark “MOM! DID YOU EVER GET OUR HEALTH INSURANCE REINSTATED? I WANNA DO A TRICK!”
23.
my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive.
24.
Me: I’m really proud of you for keeping your hands to yourself today. What would you like to do as a reward?2: Hit my brother
25.
My teenage daughter just walked in my room and said, “Mom, if you take my hairbrush can you please remember to put it back?”.I just looked at her and laughed and laughed and laughed until she slowly backed out of the room.
26.
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
27.
None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what “the carpet matches the drapes” means.
28.
“That seems like a you problem” was my favorite comeback until my 5 yo said it to me
29.
Hear me out a party bus but it picks up other moms and we get to sleep while it drives around playing true crime podcasts and nobody talks to us or asks us for anything
30.
Prayers for my teen who has a long, uphill battle overcoming her mom hugging her at the bus stop.
31.
why can’t there be a school picture package with only 1 big picture and 3 medium ones? has anyone in existence used up 52 wallet sized pics of their kids?
32.
my kid randomly told me “I’m gonna go do namaste in the backyard be back soon”this is... apparently... namaste
33.
I wear contacts so my toddler now asks everyone if they have their eyes in before she shows them anything
34.
I just clomped down the stairs loudly because of my heels and my son said, “Oh somebody gonna be in trouble today. She’s wearing the mean shoes.”
35.
My son washed his own bedding last night so I’m torn between being thrilled and mortified as to why he washed his own bedding.
36.
My 3yo wakes me up way too early each morning by singing.So this morning, I woke up early, went into his room and started singing to show him how much it sucks. Then we had a duet and my point was missed.
37.
Since my son knows everything what should I ask him?
38.
My toddler, like many, calls every man she sees walking around a “dada”. Today she pointed at a man in target and said “dada”. The way this man freaked out 😭 “no no not possible”, he turns to his wife to say. The toddler def exposed him somehow
39.
I’m sad that no one will publish my children’s book, “You Don’t Need to Use Five Fucking Towels a Day.”
40.
I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday and my daughter yelled MORE DEODORANT so now I have a favorite child.
41.
Parenting is a lot like drowning except when you finally surface for air, you immediately catch on fire
42.
My 7 yr old wants to know how many years I spent in "Mom training school" and if I "practiced enough with dolls" before I had her; I don't like this line of questioning.
43.
Me: has someone been playing games on my phone? My kids: not us! My phone:
44.
4yo starts to meltdown because I flushed the toilet instead of her (major faux pas). Then as tears brim over her eyelids, she takes a deep breath and says, “life is more important than toilets”Life is more important than toilets, y’all.
45.
no one:absolutely no one:my five year old: you can touch my blood if you want
46.
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
47.
Me: Why are you naked? You can’t be naked at school you know. My 5yo: I know that’s why I’m naked now because I’m going to miss being naked so much.
48.
Ice cream employee: I didn't know you had kids! You always come in by yourself. Kids: WHAT?! MOM!It's like she didn't want a tip.
49.
great now my kids think they come from billboards in the woods
50.
*Middle of dinner*My kid: Can I have a snack?
