The Best Gifts for the Impossible Man Who Wants Nothing for Christmas
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For some reason, men tend to be hard to shop for. (Sorry, men!) Over on the r/gifts subreddit, you can find thread after thread of people trying to source gifts for a very particular type of guy: a gamer, a toy shop owner, and a 60-year-old father-in-law. So when shopping for the impossible man this holiday season, where do you even begin? For starters, don’t overthink it.
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Books, food, and all-around utilitarian items can make great gifts. Does he drink coffee? How about a travel carafe? Does he travel a lot for work? Filson bags aren’t original, but they are really, really well-made and timeless. Start with what your impossible man likes, what he does on a regular basis, and keep it simple. When in doubt, just put something under the tree that you think he needs. Still stumped? These selections should inspire a kick-ass gift for the man in your life who’s positively impossible to shop for.
Crate & Barrel Atwell Decanter
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“I love getting something both nice and practical, like this decanter from Crate & Barrel,” says St. Petersburg-based media consultant Jensyn Gagne. A decanter is something that the so-called impossible man probably wouldn’t buy for himself, and if he works out of an office, it’s a stylish accessory that will allow him to channel his inner Don Draper.
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Le Labo The Noir Lotion
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Gagne, who married to a man she says can be challenging to shop for earlier this year, suggests this Le Labo lotion as well. Sure, you may be thinking that lotion is not a typical gift for a difficult dude, but flip that around: it’s something useful that they wouldn’t think of in a million years, and it will make for a surprising gift.
Meatworks Gift Box
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Unless he’s a vegetarian, a gift box from Meatworks will most likely thrill your impossible recipient, especially if he likes to grill. Butcher Box has a varied selection of meats and gift boxes to select from, including steak- and burger-centric bundles. And Meatworks’ offerings are of the highest quality, too—they say they only carry the top three percent of USDA prime beef.
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SpiceWalla Ultimate BBQ Collection
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If we’re dealing with a guy who likes to grill and you’re looking for a lower price point, you might want to give him a selection of spices to season said meats. This collection from SpiceWalla comes with 10 different seasonings, including chili lime, Kansas City BBQ rub, lemon pepper, and many more. You, too, will reap the benefits.
Cocktail Smoker
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Perhaps the dude in question fancies himself a mixologist. In that case, he absolutely needs one of these cocktail smokers. Men love to play with fire, and this little gadget allows him to make smoky cocktails in more of a contained environment. Besides, if a difficult man is opening gifts, there’s probably a good reason to drink. do you like cocktails? Giving him the gift of experimentation is a gift to you as well.
Special Snacks
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It’s a proven fact that men love snacks. “Specialty snacks are a great option,” says Portland-based creator Ashley Hosmer. “I always load up my husband’s stocking with new snacks, last year I got him Muddy Bites—they’re the tip of sundae cones as bite sized snacks.” Mouth is also a solid source for unique snacks, but if you’re coming up short there, look to an old faithful: Nuts.com.
Beats SoloPro Headphones
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Hosmer says that her go-to move for gift giving is elevating an everyday item. So if the guy you have in mind already has headphones, no problem. Give him some nicer ones. These Beats headphones are a great bet. They’re noise canceling and wireless, and they’re great for traveling, commuting, or just independent listening.
Son of a Tailor Tees
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T-shirts may seem simple, but simple is not a bad thing. “My husband wears a black t-shirt every day and is very particular about the fit,” says Hosmer. “Son of a Tailor makes customizable tees—great for the picky man in your life.” You can customize every element of the fit on these shirts, so if your man is unsatisfied with his typical tees, these might be the right gift for him.
Ugg Slippers
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If you’d describe the man you’re buying a gift for as remotely “difficult,” there’s a zero percent chance he’d ever buy himself nice slippers like these Uggs. And there’s also a 100 percent chance he’d love them. You could probably give Ugg slippers to anyone you need to buy a gift for and they’d be happy. The impossible man is no exception.
MLB Stadium Prints
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Do you have a sports fan on your hands? Uncommon Goods carries plenty of unconventional sports merchandise, including these stadium prints for every Major League Baseball stadium. If baseball is not his bag, don’t worry. They also carry books that tell the complete history of every single NFL team.
Custom Golf Club Wedges
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So maybe the MLB or the NFL isn’t this guy’s cup of tea. Writer Drew Millard, whose book Golf Can Save Your Life is out next month, has a suggestion: “Send their wedges off to be ‘stamped.’ There are people out there who will use some sort of very hot metal thingamajig to imprint cool little designs and/or words and/or initials on someone’s golf clubs,” Millard says. “These people will then paint them, and it will look really neat.https://www.customizemyclubs.com/ Lots of pro golfers have stamped wedges, and while none of us will be a pro golfer, it is at least possible to give your golfing loved one the gift of pretending.”
Weed Gummies Cookbook
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It’s a proven fact: dudes love to go extremely deep on niche topics, and for a very particular dude, that includes cooking with cannabis. This cookbook will show them how to make their own gummies at home, and there may be some trial and error involved. But who doesn’t love a project that ends in elevating your mental state?
Yeti Travel Carafe
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This is the kind of thing the impossible man could use every day. What he puts in it—coffee, beer, maybe a cocktail—is not our business. But it’s versatile, in that it works for all of the above. Give it to him with his favorite coffee (or alcohol) and he’ll be sure to love it.
Solo Stove
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This is the portable fire pit dreams are made of, and even difficult dudes will love it. It’s compact, it keeps the fire contained, and they can cart it with them on camping trips, on fishing excursions, or even to backyard hangs.
lululemon Steady State Hoodie
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Let’s be real: Most men are not going to put a high-quality piece of athleisure from a high-end brand they most likely associate with women’s yoga pants on their Christmas list. In fact, they’re probably not writing a Christmas list at all. But they’ll still love this hoodie, which is the opposite of schlubby and will make them look put together even if they’re just dashing out to walk the dog.
Ray-Ban Wayfarer
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There’s a reason this set of shades keep coming back in vogue. They’ve been around since the 50s, and they’ve been sported by movie icons like the Blues Brothers and Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street. They never go out of style, and they go with everything — they’re timeless, and timeless pieces are always great gifts.
'60 Songs that Explain the 90s' by Rob Harvilla
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This book sprung out of the popular music podcast of the same name, hosted by the Ringer’s Rob Harvilla. It’s essential reading for any man who lived through the 90s, like an extended version of CD liner notes Gen X dads sorely miss.
Huckberry Wool Lined Waxed Trucker Jacket
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The great thing about the current era of men’s style is that you could buy the same thing for different types of guys and it’ll still work. Take a work jacket, like this weather-resistant trucker version from Huckberry. Whether he’s tilling the fields on the farm or he’s hopping on TikTok to do a fit check, this jacket will fit the aesthetic. That, folks, is the beauty of men’s fashion. And besides, there’s no way a man who’s hard to shop for is going to up and buy himself a $358 jacket.
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