Give the Gift of Laughter With These 40 Funny Christmas Cards
Give your loved ones hilarious holiday-themed greeting cards with their gifts!
With the holiday season officially here, it's time to start thinking about what gifts you'll give to those you love. Warm fuzzy socks and mittens are always a good choice, and so is candy! Another classic and heartfelt gesture is to send personalized cards, or have them attached to your wrapped presents.
The most efficient way to spread Christmas cheer is to buy sets of the same card that you can send to multiple people. And there are likely plenty of friends who appreciate the jollier side of life and would enjoy a more hu-myrrh-ous approach—which is why we're happy to report we have these 40 funny Christmas cards!
This list of cards comes with a combination of puns and heartfelt messages inside as well as blank ones so you can write your own message. Can't think of what to write? Not to worry! If you can't think of what to add to your card, you can pick something from our list of 75 Christmas wishes!
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40 Funny Christmas Cards
1. Eating Noses Cards, $19.48 (12-count) on Amazon
Imagine their surprise witnessing this distressing event! Eating Noses Cards, $19.48 (12-count) on Amazon
2. The Difference Between Cats and Dogs, $14.95 (18-count) on Amazon
We all know the type of person who would appreciate this classic joke. The Difference Between Cats and Dogs, $14.95 (18-count) on Amazon
Related: 50 Best Santa Jokes
3. Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart
A very long night, indeed! Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart
4. Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart
How can anyone resist that guilty face? Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart
5. Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart
We could all use these reminders when the holiday season gets busy! Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart
6. Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart
He just thought he was being sneaky! Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart
7. The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart
All sorts of magical things can happen at Christmastime! The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart
8. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Fresh carrots are a hot commodity during the winter. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
9. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart
Sometimes we all just need to vent. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart
10. Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart
Why should Santa be the only one to get special treats? Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart
11. Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy
Perfect for the fisherman in your life! Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy
12. Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart
Maybe a pair of mittens would work better? Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart
Related: 50 DIY Christmas Cards
13. Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart
This seems more like a wheel of misfortune, or at least mischief! Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart
14. Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart
Good luck finding it! Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart
15. We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy
This really brings new meaning to "He sees you when you're sleeping." We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy
16. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy
This is perfect for a lighthearted gift to your stepdad. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy
17. Sloth Greetings, $5.95 on Amazon
We love this adorable sloth, and we bet you know someone who will, too! Sloth Greetings, $5.95 on Amazon
18. Fa La La La Llama, $8.59 on Amazon
Don't we all know a llama lover? Fa La La La Llama, $8.59 on Amazon
Related: 50 Magical Santa Claus Quotes
19. Rapping Paper, $7.99 on Amazon
This would be the best card for the Eminem fanatic in your life! Rapping Paper, $7.99 on Amazon
20. Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy
Add a classy little pun to your gift-giving this year! Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy
21. I'm Dreaming Of A White Mocha, $7.99 on Amazon
Coffee just tastes that much better during the holidays. I'm Dreaming Of A White Mocha, $7.99 on Amazon
22. Smells Delicious, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
That's one way to get a whiff of grandma's cooking! Smells Delicious, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
Related: Festive Breakfast Ideas
23. Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy
Now we know how Santa stays calm during this hectic time of year! Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy
24. None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy
This box set comes with 24 cards total with various sayings to add to the fun! None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy
25. Season's Eatings, $7.99 on Amazon
Showcase your love for all things food this holiday season! Season's Eatings, $7.99 on Amazon
Related: 50 Best Christmas Cupcake Recipes
26. Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart
Who says the holidays can't be a mixture of both? Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart
27. Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
Looks like he's learned which list he's on! Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
28. Lost Naughty List, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
Who knew they shared naughty lists?? Lost Naughty List, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
29. Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart
It's never too late to celebrate Christmas! Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart
30. There's An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
There's an app for everything these days. There's An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
31. Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Giving back to the environment is the best kind of giving! Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
32. Frozen Greetings, $9.72 (10-count) on Amazon
Looks like this pup could use some help! Frozen Greetings, $9.72 (10-count) on Amazon
Related: 150 Christmas Jokes for Children and Adults
33. Listen Up, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
So that's how he knows if you've been bad or good! Listen Up, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
34. Lights Out, $6.49 on Amazon
It only takes one! Lights Out, $6.49 on Amazon
35. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Don't worry, he'll grow out of it. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
36. Close Up, $12.99 (12-count) on Amazon
Who else thinks she's trying to spy on us for naughty or nice intel? Close Up, $12.99 (12-count) on Amazon
37. Nothing, $6.49 on Amazon
Seems like someone needs to choose their words more carefully! Nothing, $6.49 on Amazon
38. Ginger Bread House, $6.49 on Amazon
This holiday toast will surely get a chuckle! Ginger Bread House, $6.49 on Amazon
39. Charged Up Christmas, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
Amazon isn't the only one rumored to use drones for delivery! Charged Up Christmas, $18.98 (12-count) on Amazon
40. Fancy Christmas Anxiety, $7.99 on Amazon
Go ahead and dress it up a bit! Fancy Christmas Anxiety, $7.99 on Amazon
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