Gen Z Is Naming Their 'Blackout Rage Gallons' & Some Are Pretty Clever

No one could have predicted the rise of borgs (short for "blackout rage gallons") across college campuses. But we're glad to say goodbye to the murky, dangerous jungle juices of yesteryear. Borgs allow partiers to customize their drinks' flavors and liquor levels. They also prevent the spread of germs from a communal trough of booze and exposure to sneaky, unsavory ingredients.

But if we're being honest, the best part about borgs is decorating your personal gallon jug. On a practical level, it's important to label your borg to distinguish it from the other partier's. And many people think of funny puns for names and even decorate their jugs with drawings and accessories.

So, naturally, we all want to have the funniest borg at the function. You never know when a friend's borg name ranking will go viral on TikTok—which means it's extra important to put your best foot borg-ward. We've scoured the internet to find the funniest names that you can use for your next borg.

1. Borg-an Freeman

2. Borg-an Thee Stallion

3. Ice-Borg Lettuce

4. Beef Borg-ignon

5. Ca-Borg-net Sauvignon

6. I Think, There-Borg I Am

7. Borg To Die

8. Armed Borg-lary

9. Kareem Abdul Ja-Borg

10. Mark Zucker-Borg

11. Certified Lover-Borg

12. Borg Time Rush

13. Soulja Borg

14. The Grand Borg-apest Hotel

15. Borg-aritaville

16. I Woke Up In A New Borg-atti

17. Sponge-Borg Squarepants

18. The Borg Appetit Test Kitchen

19. Borgs A Liar, Pt. 2

20. Anthony Borg-dain

21. Borg...James Borg.

22. Borg-street boys

23. JP Borg-an chase

24. Greta Thun-Borg

25. The Gettys-Borg Address

Do you have other funny borg names we failed to mention? Drop them in the comments below.

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