Funny Retirement Gifts to Make Your Loved Ones Laugh

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Retirement is a pretty big deal, so why not give your recently retired loved one a present to help commemorate this milestone accomplishment? Typical presents, like a personalized plaque or travel bag, are expected, giving you all the more reason to pick up one of these quirky, chuckle-inducing gifts that will keep them smiling for days to come. From wine glasses with hilarious sayings on the sides to activity dice perfect for the indecisive retiree, here are 15 funny retirement gifts guaranteed to get some laughs.

Funny Retirement Candle

Pair this premium soy candle with a cozy towel, lotions, and a bath bomb for the perfect homemade relaxing gift set for your favorite retiree.

Retirement Schedule Wine Glass

Anyone retired will appreciate this humorous wine glass featuring a gag schedule for retirement. You'll earn extra points if you gift it with a bottle of their favorite wine.

Metal Patio Sign

This chuckle-inducing metal sign is ideal for patios but can also be installed in backyards, basements, and dens.

"Retired" Business Cards

If you're looking for an excellent retirement gag gift, you can end your search—nothing beats this one. It includes a shiny stainless steel gold-toned business card case and a stack of "Retired" business cards.

Officially Retired Retirement Tiara

Retirement can be glamorous, too, you know. This novelty tiara is perfect for whipping out during retirement parties. It doubles as a great retirement cake topper if your retiree prefers not to wear it.

Funny Full-Length Lounge Socks

These adorable socks are crafted from durable polyester and feature a fun message: "If you can read this, the queen has retired." Love it.

Reusable Tote Bag

For those who plan to travel post-retirement, pick up this reusable tote bag that makes for an excellent travel bag. It's made from sturdy cotton canvas and features a timeless silhouette.

Wine Glass

Here's another wine glass that any retiree will appreciate. This 15-ounce pick has a scratch-resistant design that won't fade in the dishwasher. Score.

Retirement Activity Decider Dice

This brilliant decider dice is a genius gift for retirees who may not know how they want to spend their post-retirement days yet. It's made from sturdy metal, with each side displaying a different activity, such as "read a book," "get a snack," or "go fishing."

Happy Retirement Cheese Board Serving Platter

This stylish wood serving platter, with a cheese and meat selection arranged on it, makes the perfect retirement gift.

Retirement Wine Bag

This simple and humorous retirement gift never goes out of style. Give it with their favorite wine, and you're good to go.

101 Fun Things to do in Retirement: An Irreverent, Outrageous & Funny Guide to Life After Work

If they have zero clue how they want to spend their days post-retirement—or just want to laugh—this hilarious book is for them.

Funny Retirement T-Shirt

Another thing they can look forward to in retirement is not having to get dressed for work every day. Kick-off their loungewear collection by gifting them this short-sleeve tee made from a breathable cotton blend.

Beach Chair Christmas Ornament

This colorful beach chair Christmas tree ornament is a great way to commemorate their retirement. If you really want to go all out, include it in a beach-themed retirement gift basket.

Retirement Gift Blanket

They'll need something to wrap themselves up in whether they spend the afternoons watching Netflix or enjoying chilly evenings with friends around the fire pit, and what better option than this retirement-themed blanket?

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