These Funny Pi Day Jokes Will Cause Never-Ending Laughter
What do an engineer at NASA and Ree Drummond have in common? Pi! Although NASA uses pi to measure planets while The Pioneer Woman uses pies as an excuse to eat ice cream (pi a la mode anyone?), everyone can agree on the importance of pi—whether of the math or lattice crust variety!
Speaking of pi, as March rolls around each year, math enthusiasts and pastry lovers alike rejoice in the celebration of Pi Day! This unique spring holiday, dedicated to the mathematical constant pi, is a perfect time to embrace the joy of the never-ending number with some silly Pi Day jokes. But before we get into the fun part of the holiday, what’s the scoop (or slice) on pi?
To refresh your memory, pi is the mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Like your reasoning for eating that extra slice of pie after dinner, the number pi is irrational, approximately equal to 3.14159 (and so on, infinitely). Because the rounded number of pi is 3.14, Pi Day falls on March 14 (3/14).
Although Pi Day itself is finite, the laughter that comes from sharing pi-related jokes will stretch into infinity, just like the digits of pi! Whether you’re celebrating the mathematical holiday by throwing a pizza party, eating a slice of your favorite pie, or solving some math equations, anyone can benefit from a few Pi Day jokes to lighten the mood. Join us as we explore some of the most preposterous Pi Day jokes, pi puns, and math one-liners that are sure to tickle your funny bone and perhaps even inspire you to bake a pie or two!
Funny Pi Day Jokes
What did pi say to its partner during an argument? Stop being so irrational.
Why should you never talk to pi at a party? Because it’ll go on forever.
Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi? You’ll end up with a big circumference.
What was Sir Issac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.
If March 14 was really Pi Day, it would never end.
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
What is the ideal number of slices to cut a pie into? 3.14.
Why didn’t pi get its driver’s license? Because it didn’t know when to stop.
Why was the math lecture boring on Pi Day? It went on forever with no conclusion
How did critics rate Life of Pi? 3.14 stars.
What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
Why should you avoid getting into an argument with pi? It goes around in circles.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter? Pi in the sky.
What is the volume of a pizza with radius ‘z’ and thickness ‘a’? Pi(z⋅z)a.
How many calories are in that slice of key lime pi? 3.14.
Why is pi so lucky in love? Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
I love pie so much that I could eat it 22/7.
What’s wrong with the equation 'pi r squared?' Pi are round. Cake are square.
Pi Day Puns
What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?A pi-thon.
Come to the nerd side. We have pi.
Who was the roundest knight at Sir Arthur’s table? Sir Cumference because he ate too much pi.
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
What’s the ideal way to serve pi? A la mode! Anything less is mean.
Simple as 3.1415926…
What did pi say to its crush? You look radian today.
What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle? Shepherd’s pi.
What is 1.57? Half a pi.
What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common? They both use pi-lots.
Math Jokes
Why was the math book sad on Pi Day? It had too many problems.
What did the math teacher have for dessert? Banana cream pi!
Don’t let advanced math intimidate you!… It’s as easy as pi!
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
Why couldn’t the angle get his dream apartment? Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.
Did you hear about the rancher who had 197 cows in his field? He decided he should round them up, and now he has 200.
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