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55 Best Funny Graduation Quotes to Celebrate the Milestone With Humor

Good Housekeeping

March 21, 2023 at 11:36 AM

1) Robert Orben

2) Patricia Akins

3) Mark A. Cooper

4) George Foreman

5) Harry Banks

6) Elbert Hubbard

7) Sarah Brown

8) Muhammad Ali

9) Thomas Dewar

10) James E. Ryan

11) Erma Bombeck

12) Lily Tomlin

13) George W. Bush

14) Doug Larson

15) Bette Reese

16) Jon Stewart

17) Frank A. Clark

18) John Green

19) Andy Sorkin

20) Neil Gaiman

21) Andy Samberg

22) Gary Trudeau

23) Lin-Manuel Miranda

24) Russell Baker

25) Mark Twain

26) Napoleon Hill

27) Unknown

28) Ellen DeGeneres

29) Unknown

30) Art Buchwald

31) Will Rogers

32) Gloria Davidson

33) Unknown

34) Jonathan Winters

35) Ron Swanson

36) William Lyon Phelps

37) Unknown

38) Unknown

39) Ed Helms

40) Ralph Waldo Emerson

41) Unknown

42) Will Ferrell

43) Jerry Zucker

44) Vidal Sassoon

45) Benjamin Franklin

46) Erma Bombeck

47) Bill Watterson

48) Louisa May Alcott

49) Unknown

50) Fred Allen

51) Isaac Asimov

52) Greg Tamblyn

53) Unknown

54) Gary Bolding

55) Theodore Roosevelt

Your class of 2023 grad will not stop smiling after reading these funny graduation quotes and hilarious short messages about graduation in their card.

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