Funny Christmas Card Ideas More Festive Than a Lump of Coal

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DIY Christmas cards with beautiful family photos and heartfelt messages are great and all, but they're not everyone's style. This year, if you're hoping to spread some holiday cheer without having to stage a photoshoot, consider loading your cart up with funny Christmas cards.

Have a friend who loves cats? There's a card for that. (Actually, there are about 10,000 cards for that, but we're only including a couple.) There are cards with all matter of rotund animal: hippos, raccoons, and mice. Want to flex your pop culture prowess on your peers? There are Christmas cards featuring Harry Styles, Talladega Nights, Ted Lasso, and of course, Home Alone. Jesus even gets in on the action on some of these cards! While they are (mostly) PG, we don't recommend sending them to your devoutly religious grandmother—unless she has a great sense of humor.

We've handpicked the funniest cards from sites like Paper Source, Redbubble, Etsy, and Amazon below. Whether you're looking for a card to send to a friend, a boss, a spouse, or even a whole set to divide amongst every beloved person in your life, we've got suggestions.

Merry Catmas Christmas Card

These cats aren't yowling; they're caroling!

Harry Styles Christmas Card

The Harry Styles Christmas card market is actually booming — this is one of many.

Funny Jesus Christmas Card

Jesus, but make it hip-hop.

Funny Ted Lasso Christmas Card

Who better to harness the holiday spirit than Ted Lasso?

Funny Pickle Christmas Card

The Christmas pickle tradition is alive and well!

Funny Raccoon Christmas Card

This raccoon is ready to get this party started.

Funny Hippo Christmas Card

This hippo is a little bit naughty and a little bit nice.

Larry David Hanukkah Card

There's no need to Curb Your Enthusiasm for the holiday season.

Funny Mouse Christmas Card

Let everyone know you're serving up hefty pours this season.

Home Alone Christmas Card

This funny card is Kevin McCallister-approved.

Half-Assed Jingler Christmas Card

Grab those bells and get to jinglin'.

Naughty or Nice Christmas Card

We're all a bit of each throughout the year, right?

Mrs. Twinklepaws Christmas Card

This card is actually to you, from the cat.

Santa Tryouts Christmas Card

Personally, I'd go with the pug. (That's a trick; they're all pugs.)

Funny New Year Card

We always mean well, don't we?

Funny Vintage Christmas Card

Give this card to anyone and watch them blush.

Funny Bigfoot Christmas Card

If a yeti isn't on the inside of this card, I'll feel very let down.

Funny "Jaws" Christmas Card

Not terribly sure if this works, but it's funny.

Merry Cagemas Christmas Card

This is for the Nicolas Cage fan(s) in your life. Better stock up.

Funny Beyoncé Christmas Card

Put your hands up, because you need to secure the tree topper.

Funny Cat Meme Christmas Card

This really is the Bravo meme that keeps on giving.

Funny Rudolph Christmas Card

Get it?

Funny Christmas Card For Spouse

Technically, this could also be from the kids.

Christmas Card With Jesus and Santa

They're always watching.

Cheesy Christmas Card

This one is customizable!

Talladega Nights Christmas Card

For the Will Ferrell stan.

Funny Nutcracker Christmas Card

...of nuts. The cracker crushes a lot of nuts.

Crocin' Around The Christmas Tree Card

If Crocs doesn't make a Christmas tree out of shoes for its holiday display every year, they're missing a real opportunity.

Funny Christmas Card For Friend

'Tis the season to open copious wine bottles.

Funny Christmas Card For Mom

Some of these are a little spicy.

Box of Funny Christmas Cards

Need a whole bundle of cards? Amazon has a lot of options.

Sarcastic Christmas Card

This is a real portrait of all parents to young children walking around the day before Christmas.

Kris Kardashian Christmas Card

You really are doing amazing.

Funny Christmas Card For Boss

Warning: This is only for the boss who can take a joke.

"The Office" Christmas Card

Candy canes are a lot easier to clean up than chili.

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