Here Are The Funniest Twitter Jokes From This Weekend
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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My gf text > pic.twitter.com/fcAc4IG2Dt
— Ur Toxic Bf ✬ (@CantStayLocal) June 9, 2023
2.
woah… pic.twitter.com/KFmVtPLmVl
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) June 10, 2023
3.
A guy just messaged me on Grindr and goes “you seem close” and I said “yeah grindr actually tells you how close” and he goes “wow man that answers not cool. I understand how grindr works” and then blocked me.
— RKK (@rkktweets) June 10, 2023
4.
Me waiting for someone to finish their story so I can tell a better one pic.twitter.com/I4xeecfiIF
— Oscar Bolanos (@BolanosSandwich) June 9, 2023
Billboard / Twitter: @BolanosSandwich
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the hand/arm grab is so real like i need you to pay attention and remember this moment so we can unpack it later in less mixed company https://t.co/szDFKgNGGR
— aaron (@fkaclownnoises) June 9, 2023
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me trying to hold in my “I love you guys” speech when the liquor hit pic.twitter.com/F6hoDKOuwX
— 𝔐⚘ (@CheemaWRLD) June 10, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @CheemaWRLD
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https://t.co/JGaCgT1AWl pic.twitter.com/9uG5CT8d4K
— mazzy (@mazzypopstar) June 10, 2023
8.
I’m sorry when you told me your grandma died I said diva down. It was a knee jerk reaction
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 9, 2023
9.
charli xcx music pic.twitter.com/Pa0rWvwUzk
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) June 9, 2023
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so this is where i'm at huh pic.twitter.com/AyJOCnk1yJ
— Chris (@night_crawlingx) June 9, 2023
11.
how it feels to take and edible vs. when it finally hits you pic.twitter.com/XFBfsSBijb
— jo 🍒 (@h0eannaa) June 9, 2023
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When you gotta take a shit in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom but the classified documents are in the way pic.twitter.com/CNdayM7mEG
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) June 9, 2023
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Very strong chance that Ramona Singer now knows highly classified intelligence secrets. We knew this day would come
— sam greisman (@SAMGREIS) June 9, 2023
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BREAKING: Liam Payne is now only 5 awards away from achieving EGOT status pic.twitter.com/wCT94UC5wT
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) June 9, 2023
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guy who I did not recognize even a little bit with “yes im that tiktok boy” in his tinder bio pic.twitter.com/gUGInPZSbw
— brandondorf (@evilratperson) June 10, 2023
