Found: The Funniest Instagram Captions For Your Halloween 2023 Posts
Autumn foliage, pumpkin spice lattes, and cornucopias of candy corn stocking the shelves of supermarkets and drugstores are all signs that Halloween is near. That’s right, the ~spookiest~ holiday of the season is less than three weeks away and you either have your costume ready to go (“Hi Barbie!”) or are still looking for just the right outfit to wear with the ghouls (get it?) Regardless, lots of photos will be taken on the awaited evening, mostly to be shared on the Instagram feed. And what’s a good pic without an equally captivating caption?
While captioning your Halloween post with three pumpkin emojis and calling it a day is the easy route, you can do better than that, I promise. There are more creative options you can try out this spooky szn that will leave your feed looking fa-boo-lous. And no, I’m not talking about writing a short novella (although, everyone’s been there), but sprucing up your caption with some cute and funny pop-culture references. Plus, you might even notice more likes on your Halloween posts with a clever caption that reads something beyond, “Happy Halloween!”
If you’re looking for inspiration, lucky for you I’ve rounded up a few Halloween captions you can pull to elevate your Instagram posts. The best part? There are over 150 options to choose from, so you’ll be sure to find one that matches your personality and sense of humor.
Ahead, the best Halloween captions inspired by beloved scary movies, pop songs, and other seasonal favorites that will take your feed from trick to treat. You’re boo-ry welcome.
Cute Halloween Captions
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Tonight the main food groups are: candy, candy, and more candy.
Orange you excited about Halloween?
Looking fa-boo-lous.
Keep calm and scare on.
This witch likes wine.
Have a fang-tastic night!
Not every witch lives in Salem.
Tricks or it didn’t happen.
Creepin’ it real.
Bad and boo-jee.
Bow down, witches.
100% that witch.
Angel by day. Devil by night.
Felt spooky, might delete later.
New face, who ‘dis?
Get it, ghoul.
Did someone say spooky szn?
Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
C’mon Barbie, let’s go party.
Hiya Ken!
Funny Halloween Captions
A better costume than me? That’s just witch-ful thinking.
Witch better have my candy.
“I’d like to keep it on please.” —Valentina, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Resting witch face.
Trick or tequila.
Can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot ghoul sh*t.
My anxiety is chronic but this costume is iconic.
It’s Jack O’ lit!
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Scarier than 2020.
Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
I’m such a haunt mess.
Don’t trust pumpkins, they’re seedy.
Beware: Scroll at your own risk.
I’ve got deja boo!
I put the “boo” in booty.
I’m not a ghost, I just appear dead inside.
This sheet is getting old!
The scariest part about Halloween is how much I spent on this costume.
Sorry, you just don't seem like my (blood) type.
Couples Halloween Captions
You make me batty.
We’re all boo’d up.
The Jack to my Sally.
He’s a handsome little devil.
Hey, boo-tiful.
I will never ghost you.
I’m a sucker for you.
Love at first fright.
You’re just my (blood) type.
She’s got me under her spell.
I found the best pumpkin in the patch.
“I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!” —Hocus Pocus
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Hocus Pocus and chill?
Thanks for not ghosting me.
You make me feel like I’m the only ghoul in the world.
You’re just too gourd to be true.
In ghoul company.
Drop dead gorgeous.
“Go on and kiss the girl.” —The Little Mermaid
I’d bone you.
Halloween Captions for Group Photos
Who run the world? Ghouls.
Had a fun night with my boos!
Too ghoul for school.
Just me and my ghouls
Fangs for the memories.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
#HotGhoulFall.
Clique or treat.
Too cute to spook.
With the boo crew.
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
Cheers, witches!
Mean Ghouls.
If you want to meet up with us, just caul(dron).
We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered.
Squad ghouls.
Just hanging with my ghoul friends.
Me and my crew are creepin’ it real.
Halloween Captions for Pets
Ready to pawty.
Come to the bark side.
Me and my little boo baby.
The dog hair is part of the costume.
Bad to the bone.
Pup-kin spice and everything nice.
Looking fur-ocious.
Paws off my treats, witches.
I’m so cute, it’s scary.
First, we go on a walk. Then, we eat pumpkin treats.
I’m sensing some purr-anormal cat-ivity.
Oh, sorry. I thought you said happy howl-oween.
Do you boo-lieve my pet’s the cutest of them all?
Halloween Quotes from Movies and TV
“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls
“I am the pumpkin king!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
“Halloween is cool!” —Halloweentown
“Do you like scary movies?” —Scream
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” —Friday the 13th
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” —Hocus Pocus
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” —Anne of Green Gables
“I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” —The Wizard of Oz
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” —The Addams Family
“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare on Elm Street
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
“You’re afraid right now, aren’t ya?” —The Mothman Prophecies
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho
“You frightened me. Do it again!” —The Addams Family
“Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.” —Goosebumps
“You’re doomed. You’re all doomed!” —Friday the 13th
Halloween Lyrics
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna, “The Monster”
“It looks like a purple people eater to me.” —Sheb Wooley, “The Purple People Eater”
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold, “The Addams Family”
“This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —The Citizens of Halloween, “This is Halloween”
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put a Spell on You”
“Swish swish, witch.” —Take on Katy Perry’s “Swish Swish”
“It’s bad witch o’clock, it’s trick-thirty.” —Take on Lizzo’s “Juice”
"'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.” —Taylor Swift, "Bad Blood"
“Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ‘bout to fall.” —Stevie Wonder, “Superstition”
“Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” —The Eagles, “Witchy Woman”
“We’re all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I’ll still be happy, forever Halloween.” —The Maine, “Forever Halloween”
“I ain’t afraid of no ghost.” —Ray Parker Jr., “Ghostbusters”
“Tonight all the monsters gonna dance.” —China Anne McClain, “Calling All The Monsters”
“Boo’d up.” —Ella Mai, “Boo’d Up”
“It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.” —Michael Jackson, “Thriller”
“Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.” — Classics IV, “Spooky”
“Everybody’s comin’, leave your body at the door.” —Oingo Boingo, “Dead Man’s Party”
“Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams.” —Classics IV, “Spooky”
“Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.” —The Citizens of Halloween, “This is Halloween”
“The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun.” —Bobby “Boris” Pickett, “Monster Mash”
“Am I scaring you tonight?” –Rihanna, “Disturbia”
Halloween Captions With Emojis
I’m the 👑 of Halloween.
🐝yonce.
He’s trapped in my 🕸.
We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️.
🦁🐯🐻, oh my!
Keep your 🐾 off my 🍬.
H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!
#Twinning 👯
Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
👑 of screams.
Til 💀 do us part.
Best costume 🏆 goes to…
You’re 💀 to me.
We got the 🍭 🌽.
Here for the b👻👻ze.
Who 👻 there?
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