These Food Processors Will Take You from Chef to ~*~Chef's Kiss~*~

If your relationship with kitchen appliances is generally...."I don't own any because takeout exists," I feel you. That said, there is one thing that even the most apathetic of amateur cooks should stock up in their kitchen—and that's a good food processor (psst, also this frying pan).

For all of us with less-than-blessed culinary skills, a food processor will make you fully believe that you're the next coming of Julia Child. That's all thanks to its slicing, dicing, and pureeing powers that turn stuff like avocados, onion, and cilantro into actual guac. It can also whip up a mean chicken salad (mayo, chicken, grapes, onion, DELICIOUS), chop up the veggies for your next stirfry, or make homemade salad dressing like the cottagecore enthusiast you are.

Whether you're looking for one that's beginner-friendly or just want to dive in and take the plunge with an eight-piece set, I've vetted the best of the best for ya. Go ahead, scroll down this list of the best food processors your money can buy.