If Any Of These Pics Remind You Of Your Childhood, Then It's Time To Get Your AARP Card And Call A Back Doctor ('Cause You're Old)

1.Titanic split into two VHS tapes because it was too long for just one:

Titanic VHS tapes

2.That singing bass:

Big Mouth Billy Bass

3.Trix yogurt:

Trix yogurt

4.The incomparable deliciousness of Kid Cuisine:

Kid Cuisine meal
Reddit

5.The holy Aggro Crag trophy light:

Nickelodeon trophy

6.Programs-->Accessories-->Games-->the four games your life revolved around:

Old Windows menu bar

7.And the best one of them all:

A Windows game

8.The sticky glow-stars that covered your bedroom ceiling:

Glow-in-the-dark stars

9.Protection for your Nokia:

Nokia phone covers

10.The unnecessarily scary warning at the start of all your tapes:

An FBI warning

11.The most valuable laminated card in existence:

A Blockbuster membership card

12.Subway sandwiches but cut in the "v" shape, not just sliced in half:

Subway sandwiches

13.Those fiber-optic lamps:

A fiber-optic lamp

14.Being terrified to wake daddy:

The Don't Wake Daddy game

15.The speakers that soothed your soul when they clicked on and the light turned green:

Old computer speakers

16.CD burn settings:

CD burn settings

17.Hit Clips:

Hit Clips

18.The built-in phone on the back of every plane seat:

A plane seat phone

19.MapQuest print-outs:

MapQuest directions

20.Stellaluna, the book:

"Stellaluna" book

21.The Campbell's soup ad with the snowman who melts into the kid:

Screenshot from the Campbell's soup commercial

22.The Gameboy worm light for playing in the dark:

A Gameboy worm light

23.Stick Stickly:

Stick Stickly

24.Those Nickelodeon bouncy shoes:

Nickelodeon bouncy shoes

25.The short-lived Snapple Rain:

Snapple Rain bottles

26.Wave Race, the second best game for N64.

Wave Race video game

27.Bubble Beeper gum:

Bubble Beeper game

28.Good ol' Wishbone:

trailblazerstudios.com

29.Holes, the BOOK:

"Holes" by Louis Sachar

30.A collection of plastic tape boxes:

A stack of VHS tapes

31.The OG Photoshop:

Photoshop

32.Tubthumper:

Tubthumper CD

33.The strawberry cheesecake snack bars, may they rest in peace:

Strawberry cheesecake snack bars

34.Angry Beavers:

Angry Beavers

35.Candy Cigarettes that looked like legitimate packs of cigarettes:

Candy cigarettes

36.Encarta:

Encarta Encyclopedia

37.Squeezit juices:

Squeezit juices

38.Lollipop Paint Shop:

Lillipop Paint Shop

39.Cases full of CDs:

A case full of CDs

40.Frozen Minute Maid:

Frozen Minute Maid

41.Spacemaker pencil cases:

A Spacemaker pencil box

42.Olmec and his glowing red eyes:

Olmec statue behind a host with a microphone
Nickelodeon

43.And finally, Doodle Bears, the original Doodle Bears:

Doodle Bears

Yep, unfortunately if you lived through the above, then it's time to subscribe to AARP. I just got my latest magazine in the mail, and Adam Sandler was on the cover, so it's not so bad!!

Adam Sandler on the cover of AARP Magazine
AARP