Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Will Have Deep Cleavage And Bodacious Beach Bods

FF7 Rebirth

Brace yourselves, pearl-clutchers. Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth will feature cleavage, swearing, hunky bodies, violence, smoking, booze and more. Oh my!

According to US ratings agency the ESRB, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is rated T for Teen for very good reasons. Look away now if you don’t want to be tainted by such smut.

“Some female characters are designed with revealing outfits (e.g. deep cleavage); suggestive dialogue sometimes accompanies camera panning/close ups of characters’ bodies/outfits (e.g. “Just admit it. You’re obviously captivated by my bodacious beach bod.”,” reads the official description.

Not only does hero Cloud tap the bottle and twist the cap, some folk smoke, while others drop the S, A and P bombs.

“The game contains some alcohol content: as Cloud, players can drink a version of moonshine while at a bar; cutscenes sometimes feature drunk characters slurring their speech. A handful of scenes depict characters smoking cigars or out of hookahs,” confirms the ESRB

“The words “sh*t”, “as*hole”, and “pr*ck” appear in the game.”

Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth for PS5 is part two of the remake of Final Fantasy 7. It follows Final Fantasy 7 Remake, released in 2020, and is due for release February 29, 2024.