Exsqueeze Us, But If You're Looking For a Laugh, You'll Like These 50 Funny Movie Quotes

Stephanie Osmanski
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Enjoy these iconic lines from hilarious flicks.

Movies are more than just entertainment. Iconic funny movie quotes from fan favorites and cult classics like Elf, Coming to America, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Big Lebowski and more have become a part of our culture. The funniest movie quotes infiltrate our daily lives in the form of hilarious memes and have even found their way into our conversations.

Remember when the comeback "Bye, Felicia" was all the rage a few years ago? Well, it actually originated from an ad-libbed quote from the 1995 movie Friday. And, "You can't sit with us"? Nowadays, it's on T-shirts, Etsy mugs and all over the internet, and the famous quote—which originally spawned from the 2003 movie Mean Girls—is used in daily life all the time (usually as a joke these days, though, thankfully).

So, next time you need a good chuckle, sit back, relax and enjoy these funny movie quotes. 

50 Best Funny Movie Quotes

1. "You sit on a throne of lies." Elf, 2003

2. "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975

3. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."The Princess Bride, 1983

Related: The Princess Bride Quotes

4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980

5. "You're killing me, Smalls." The Sandlot, 1993

6. "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." The Godfather, 1972

7. "You’ll shoot your eye out, kid." A Christmas Story, 1983

8. "Bye, Felicia." Friday, 1995

9. "So you’re telling me there’s a chance..." Dumb and Dumber, 1994

10. "Eat my shorts." The Breakfast Club, 1985

11. "Exsqueeze me?" Wayne's World, 1992

12. "Inconceivable!" The PrincessBride, 1987

13. "There’s no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own, 1992

14. "I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!" Elf, 2003

15. "As if." Clueless, 1995

16. "Bend...and snap!" Legally Blonde, 2001

17. "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" Anchorman, 2004

18. "Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the food!" Napoleon Dynamite, 2004

19. "That is my least vulnerable spot." Casablanca, 1942

20. "That boy’s good." Coming to America, 1988

21. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal." Home Alone, 1990

22. "The dude abides." The Big Lebowski, 1998

23. "That escalated quickly." Anchorman, 2004

24. "What is your damage?" Heathers, 1988

25. "Really, really ridiculously good-looking." Zoolander, 2001

26. "I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally, 1989

27. "What? Like it's hard?" Legally Blonde, 2003

28. "It's like I have ESPN or something." Mean Girls, 2004

29. "This one time, at band camp..." American Pie, 1999

30. "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Billy Madison, 1995

31. "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" Rush Hour, 1998

32. "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" The Big Lebowski, 1998

33. "You're a virgin who can't drive." Clueless, 1995

Related: Amy Heckerling on How Clueless Changed the Landscape for Teen Girl Comedies

34. "We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…One million dollars." Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, 1997

35. "Bueller...Bueller...Bueller." Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986

36. "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" The Incredibles, 2004

37. "Did I stutter?" The Breakfast Club, 1985

38. "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire, 1996

39. "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s." Deadpool, 2016

40. "I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. I object!" Legally Blonde, 2001

41. "Vegas, baby. Vegas." Swingers, 1996

42. "I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel." Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, 1985

43. "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom." Mean Girls, 2004

44. "I got a Stage 5 clinger." Wedding Crashers, 2005

45. "You can’t sit with us." Mean Girls, 2004

46. "Great success!" Borat, 2006

47. "This building has to be at least…three times bigger than this!" Zoolander, 2001

48. "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand." Blazing Saddles, 1974

49."It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." The Hangover, 2009

50. "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." Mean Girls, 2004

Looking for more funny lines? Flip through these iconic Clueless quotes.