Everyone Keeps Making the Same Joke About the ‘Bachelor’ Contestant Who Thought Ashley P. the Cow Was a Pony

Hannah Chambers
Photo credit: ABC
Photo credit: ABC

From Cosmopolitan

[This post contains spoilers for the season premiere of The Bachelor season 24.]

Peter the Pilot Weber’s season of The Bachelor is officially underway, and there are twice as many flight and windmill jokes as you thought there would be. This might even be more brutal than all of the virgin puns we had to live through during Colton Underwood’s season. Anyway, there was one unintentionally hilarious moment that had nothing to do with airplanes or having sex four times, and Twitter is having an absolute field day with it.

As always, a handful of contestants pulled out all the stops to make themselves memorable. Which is totally fair, especially when there are two Victorias and three flight attendants. It’s confusing! Most of these gags were expectedly plane-related, like Kiarra showing up in a suitcase, but Jenna took the path less traveled and showed up with Ashley P., her “emotional support cow.” To be clear: She did say that it’s not actually an emotional support cow, which I guess is great news for anyone who has ever been on a plane with Jenna.

Of course, the other contestants were watching through the windows, and one of them yelled, “Oh my god. Is that a pony?!” when she spotted the cow. If you’re a Keeping Up With the Kardashians fan, you’ll remember that this is exactly like that time Kris Jenner was holding a pig and Kylie Jenner said, “Is that a chicken?!” This moment is a true meme blessing.

So, if you happened to step out of the room for a second to refill your wine glass and are wondering why Twitter is cheering for Ashley P., even though there are no contestants named Ashley...just know that they’re talking about this pony cow.

This season is going to be very weird. I can just feel it.

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