Eat Gold Organics Chocolate Bars Can Help You Have Better Sex
Grown-ups everywhere, please get ready to rejoice. There's finally a chocolate brand out that you'll never have to share with kids ever again, which means you can kiss those days of hiding in the bathroom to eat a piece of chocolate goodbye. Eat Gold Organics has delivered the type of chocolate that only adults can have: bars infused with wellness-boosting ingredients.
Self-proclaiming to be "organic, functional...& f*cking delicious," this premium chocolate brand is infused with adaptogens and nootropics. Or, in simpler terms, chocolate that's loaded with the good stuff to help adults do certain things better like create, explore, sleep, push out the good vibes, and—oh, yeah—orgasm.
Organic, handcrafted in small batches, plant-based, and non-GMO, each of the Eat Gold bars are made with rich, high-quality chocolate derived from cacao to blend flavor and healthy benefits all in one. And honestly, does it really get any better than that?
The brand offers eight bar options to choose from, each of which serves its own purpose. Currently, the line-up includes Be Happy (the one for good vibes), Create Magic (the one for genius time), Sweet Dreams (the one for better sleep), Big Orgasm (the one for "doing it"), Immune Shroom (the one for an extra boost), Menopausal Goddess (the one for hot flashes), Pre Pump (the one for working out), and New Mama (the one for mood & milk). So, there's really something for every adult, which means you can get one for yourself and one for a friend if you felt like being nice.
These unique (and tasty!) chocolate bars are available nationwide through the brand's website as a single bar purchase for $13 or in a six-bar bundle for $65. Which, if you ask me, is a real steal considering all that a bar can do for you.
And, the best part about this is you no longer have to throw hints about the right chocolate to be gifted for Valentine's Day. You're welcome.
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