My Dumb Little Brain Is Totally And Completely Blown After Seeing These 22 Absolutely Fascinating Pictures For The First Time Last Week
1.Before he died, Abraham Lincoln had a "life mask" made of his face. This is what it looked like:
Abe, my boy, I know I'm not supposed to say this but you look a bit tired.
2.This is what the "American Selection" in an Irish grocery store looks like:
Jerkey, Pop-Tarts, Reeses, and an intriguing amount of Mike & Ike representation.
3.This is what a fingerprint from a person born without fingerprints looks like:
Would love to commit a crime with this fellah.
4.This is what it looks like when a whole bunch of horses fly on a plane:
Wow. Now it's safe to say I HAVE seen everything.
5.Coconuts, my friend...coconuts can be very, very tiny:
Folks, do we stan the tiny lil' coconut?
6.And Australia... Australia is very, very big:
You can fit a whole lot of snakes in that there country.
7.This is how an offshore oil platform is transported to the location where it will be installed:
Add this to the list of things I had never thought about in my life.
8.Way out on the edge of the galaxy is this big ol' hunk of rock called Ultima Thule or 486958 Arrokoth, the farthest thing from Earth humanity has ever "explored up close":
Reminds me of two peanuts I ate earlier today. Those were some good peanuts.
9.Before it found its home in New York Harbor, the Statue of Liberty's head was on display at the 1878 Paris World's Fair:
Look at that big ol' honkin' head.
10.And here's what Lady Lib looked like while it was being packed up to be shipped to the US:
How much do you think shipping cost on that?
11.Cough medicine used to have a very special ingredient in 1919:
Well, that's one way to sleep.
12.Edible coffee cups exist:
Call me when there are edible pink Starburst flavored C4s.
13.There's a street named "Bucket Of Blood Street" in Arizona:
The street was the location of a deadly gunfight in the late 1800s. I can only imagine Mr. Stagger Lee was involved.
14.This is a proposed warning to be placed at nuclear dumping ground to warn future generations of the danger of its contents:
Me, personally? I'd turn my little rear-end around after reading that.
15.Baby LEGOs exist. BABY LEGOS EXIST!
Look at my son.
16.Traffic lights are absolutely huge:
How many times do I need to remind you of the immensity of the traffic light?
17.This right here is Vincent van Gogh's painting palette:
Neat! That van Gogh guy had some talent!
18.This is what a map of the United States looked like in 1783:
Hey, Massachusetts: RELAX.
19.This is the personal water closet of the last German emperor, Kaiser Wilhelm II:
What a beautiful toilet. Absolutely stunning.
20.This is what a thing of string cheese looks like when it goes bad...very bad:
Forbidden Slim Jim.
21.These are what the hands of a German serial killer named Fritz Honka looked like:
NEXT!
22.And, finally, stink bug eggs are little tiny smiley faces:
Ain't that sweet?
