I'm Pretty Much The Dumbest Guy On Earth So These 21 Absolutely Incredible Pictures Absolutely Put My Brain In A Blender Immediately After I Saw Them
1.This is what Mount Rushmore looks like "zoomed out":
It's almost cute. Our adorable l'il disembodied presidents.
2.This is what the shadows during an eclipse look like:
Neat!
3.If you win a car on The Price Is Right you get a special little license plate cover:
I never knew how much I needed something I didn't have until I saw this.
4.This is what a pick-up truck from 1985 looks like compared to the behemoths that are modern pick-up trucks:
5.This is what a living sand dollar looks like compared with a dead one:
So the next time you're on the beach whippin' a sand dollar into the ocean... just remember... that dollar had a MOTHER.
6.This is what first class on a plane in 1960 looked like:
Okay... but... do they get free pretzels?
7.Owls have big ol' long legs:
Check out the gams on Birdie.
8.This is what a 3-year-old Albert Einstein looked like:
Unmistakable Eistein mug on our friend Al, there.
9.The Great Red Spot on Jupiter is shrinking:
According the NASA, "Some unknown activity in the planet's atmosphere may be draining energy and weakening the storm, causing it to shrink."
10.This is the first computer Apple ever developed:
It looks nothing like an apple. Not even like an orange.
11.This is a list of the causes of death of everyone who died in London in 1632:
Me, personally? I'm dying from "Planet."
12.This is what the steering wheel of an F1 race car looks like:
Looks simple enough.
13.This is what a canal in Venice looks like completely drained:
Sound off in the comments how much money it would take for you to take a big ol' gulp of Venice canal water.
14.Pictured here is a proto-type space suit, the Hardsuit AX-3, developed in the 1970s:
It was made to be much more mobile than contemporary space suits. Me-thinks someone doth watcheth a bit too much 2001: A Space Odyssey.
15.This is how giant Galapagos tortoises sleep:
That's a lot of tortoise.
16.This is the Dale Creek Bridge, an bridge built in Wyoming in the 1800s that was so rickety that trains had to slow down to 4 miles per hour to cross it safely:
My friends, you'll have to miss me with the rickety ol' 19th century bridge.
17.This is selection of prosthetic face parts designed for World War I veterans:
Me, personally? Can't say I'm a fan of war.
18.Bookworms are not only REAL, this is the kind of damage they can do to a poor, defenseless book:
Just plain disrespectful.
19.This is what the fang of a ball python looks like after it bites you:
Smaller than I would have thought but, unfortunately for this python, you'll have to miss me with that.
20.Back when people were so inclined to do so, this was one way to board and travel by blimp:
Thanks, but no thanks.
21.And, finally, this is what 46 four-leaf clovers look like:
I end this article by blessing you with UNLIMITED LUCK.
