Do Yourself A Favor And Start Thinking About Your Dirty Santa Gift Now

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Believe it or not, the holiday season is finally upon us, and I'm telling you this so that we can avoid what's happened in previous years. Start thinking about your Dirty Santa gift now, so that you don't end up with a last-minute Christmas gift no one wants (sorry for being blunt!).

If you're not already family with a Dirty Santa gift exchange, let me explain. It's like Secret Santa, but with a twist. Each player picks a random number out of a hat. The person who nabs #1 goes up to the pile of presents and chooses a gift, revealing it to everyone else. From there, each new person (starting with #2, then #3, and so on) can either pick a gift from the remaining pile or steal a present another player has already unwrapped. And too bad, but no steal-backs allowed! The game continues until everyone has a gift.

The best Dirty Santa gifts are typically functional items people can use, but they can also be funny, kitschy, or just plain weird. The gifts also usually all fall within a given theme or budget. If you don't feel like thinking or just need a list to inspire what you'll buy, here are the 41 best Dirty Santa gift ideas that are absolutely steal-worthy.

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Toilet Spray

Yes, this gift is funny purely because it has "poo" in the name, but it's also a useful steal for the holiday hostess with the mostess! They'll never have to worry about anyone leaving a lump of coal in their bathroom again.

Light Up Beanie Knit Hats

Ugly Christmas sweaters are so 2021. The trendiest gag gift of 2023 is these light-up ugly Christmas beanies.

'I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email' Mug

If you happen to be playing Dirty Santa with your coworkers, this funny mug is sure to get some laughs—and a knowing look from your work wife. And hey, maybe this gift will even spark a convo about having fewer unnecessary meetings in the new year!

Shiatsu Neck Back Massager Pillow

The person who keeps this neck and back massager will be the envy of the friend group. Not only does it massage using four nodes, but it heats up, too. Oh yeah.

Animal Mini Tabletop Vacuum

Moove over keyboard lint, sad desk lunch crumbs, and mystery crumbs. Anyone who's never thoroughly cleaned their keyboard desperately needs this adorable mini cow vacuum. No judgment on this side.

Ultimate Pub Trivia Game

The person who nabs this game is obligated to host a trivia night to see who really knows the most. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

100% Satin Pillowcase

Sure, satin pillowcases are notoriously good for your hair, but you also feel bougie AF sleeping on one. So, why not?

Three-Pack Macrame Plant Hangers

Any plant parents in the room? They’ll be fighting over dibs for this handmade macrame hanger woven with bold, jewel-toned cotton.

Chai Tea Private Reserve Trio

You can't go wrong with one of Oprah's Favorite Things, and this chai set from traditional Indian tea brand is one of them. Tea lovers are definitely about to get competitive over this one (especially because of that cute packaging!).

Amazon Gift Card in Reindeer Box

Who doesn't want a gift card? This one's definitely going to get fought over, and it's perfect if you aren't close enough to everyone at the party to know exactly what they'd like.

Five-Minute Self-Care Hourglass

Sometimes you just need five minutes to *chill.* This cute five-minute hourglass filled with sparkling sand does the trick. It also comes with a booklet that'll walk you through rituals, meditations, and self-care activities.

Camping Hammock

Whether gearing up for a camping trip or hanging out in the backyard, this portable hammock is guaranteed to be a crowd pleaser. Dibs!

Felt Letter Message Board

Here’s a suggestion: Place your own LOL-worthy message on the board before wrapping this message board up. The laughs will be worth it, trust.

Vintage Knit Wool Crew Socks

Socks for the holidays? Groundbreaking. But on the real, these wool socks will transport you right to '70s Vail, and not for nothing—they're hella comfy.

My Last Nerve Candle

Because, who wouldn't want to adorn their mantle with some humor? Everyone's definitely stealing this one.

Dwight Schrute Bottle Opener

There’s always at least one mega-fan of The Office in every room. After all, this novelty bottle opener is a nod to the show's best episode (don't @ us).

Funny Kitchen Towel

You know that friend who always suggests you all go out for margs? Catch them gunning for this funny tea towel.

Gooseneck Phone Stand

Banish tech neck with this sturdy, flexible phone holder. It’ll make watching Netflix from bed a whole lot easier.

Grounds for Murder Mystery Jigsaw Puzzle

What do you get when you combine true crime, a hot cup of coffee, and a leftover quarantine hobby? A murder mystery jigsaw puzzle you'll be dying to put together (no pun intended).

Funny Plaid Boxers

Is it even Dirty Santa if you don't throw in a pair of cheesy boxers? Someone has to do it.

Colorful Stone Mandala Coasters

These brightly-designed coasters definitely won't be missed during the game. The handcrafted mandala patterns might even be too mesmerizing to be given away.

Dachshund Dog-Shaped Silicone Ice Cube Molds

This gift is too cute to pass up, and definitely worth a steal. From chocolates to jell-o to ice cubes, of course, they'll be able to turn any moldable food item into a cute hotdog (see what I did there).

Fresh Hell Mug

They'll love using this mug when Mondays are Mondaying, or on any other day they just happen to wake up on the wrong side of the bed. It's cheeky and fully functional.

Merry Mushroom, Decorative Ceramic Match Striker

Lighting candles at home just got an upgrade. Instead of trying to figure out where they left that tiny box of matches, they can just grab one from under this cute mushroom match strike, and then use the top to light it.

As Cooked on TikTok

If they always forget to save those yummy TikTok food videos, they'll love having this cookbook on hand whenever hunger strikes. The best part is the recipe won't disappear because they mistakenly finger-swiped the screen.

Oversized Microfiber Wearable Blanket

A cozy wearable blanket like this one is perfect for cold offices, naps on the couch, and coffee on the front porch. You'll have to wear it to believe it.

Mini Waffle Maker

The person who never passes on a continental breakfast will definitely steal this gift on game day—and they won't even need much counter space to keep it.

Mini Funny Positive Potato

Whether they keep it on their work desk or on their vanity so they see it every morning, this tiny, cute fuzzy toy may become the most motivational thing they own.

Liquid Activated Multicolor LED Lowball Glasses

Here's a fun one—these glasses light up when they're filled with any liquid. Whoever loves hosting people over may definitely claim this gift ASAP.

Chocolate B'Day Truffle Dozen Box

Honestly, there may be no one in your Dirty Santa circle with enough will power to pass these yummy treats up, and if there is, it may be time to find a new set of friends.

Mesa Tabletop Fire Pit

Those without fireplaces will still be able to enjoy s'mores and some cozy extra warmth with this tabletop firepit—smoky wood scent included. The pit operates using wood pellets.

Who Killed Mia Game

True crime junkies will love trying to figure out who killed influencer Mia during one of her livestreams in this modern take on a murder mystery game. If you're lucky, they'll invite you to join in on the investigation, too.

Poke Socks

Okay, maybe it's not an actual poke bowl, but it's the next best thing—themed socks folded into a fake poke bowl. Hey, this one's perfectly steal-able. One can never have enough socks.

Stress Less Bath Light

Bath or shower time just got a lot more fun, thanks to this bath light. The waterproof light projects an array of mindful colors to inspire relaxation.

Multitool Card

What can't this little gadget do? It's a can and bottle opener, screwdriver, fruit peeler, cellphone stand, and much more, and anyone in your Dirty Santa game should consider themselves lucky to grab it.

Make Your Own Holiday Cookie Puzzle

This is truly the gift that keeps on giving. The person who receives it can have a fun baking sesh, and then give the results away—or honestly eat it themselves. The latter doesn't sound like a bad idea.

1 lb. Kettlebell Bottle Opener

Whoever lives for kettlebell workouts or truly believes gains are life will love opening up their bottles with this cute opener—and they really do weigh one pound.

Barrel Aged Bourbon Honey

Honestly, a bottle of alcohol is always a failsafe gift someone will grab. But when it's a bottle of bourbon honey, prepare for lots of stealing rounds.

Short Sleeve T-Shirt

If you prefer to go the more snarky route with your gift, this t-shirt is literally a perfect fit. Someone will definitely end up with it—stay tuned to see whether that's a good or bad thing.

Waterproof Notepad

It's true—we all get some of our best ideas in the shower. Now they can keep track of all of those with this waterproof notepad that comes with a suction pad for the shower wall.

Butt Planter

A butt planter may seem like a cheeky(!) gift, but this one is actually very beautiful. Someone's sure to grab it up.

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