A Definitive Timeline of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Acting Like Horny Teenagers on Instagram
Ever since Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's coupledom burst onto the scene nearly two months ago, the two have basically broken social media with their cutesy antics. From likes to comments to straight-up thirst trapping on behalf of the other, these two are all over each other in a way that makes you think they're secretly 16-year-olds trapped in the bodies of real adults.
Unfortunately, Pete just deleted every single one of his posts, which would usually mean their obnoxious flirtations would be lost in the internet abyss, but we have the screenshots! Here are their horniest and most overtly sexual Instagram moments.
May 26, 2018
Ariana posts a seemingly innocent selfie, and Pete responds with "ummmmm hi" and a drooling tongue emoji? As if the words weren't enough?
May 30, 2018
This was the post that made them truly Instagram official, which feels like a weird way to confirm your relationship, but okay. FYI, Ariana eventually deleted that "u tryna slytherin" comment. It's a shame, though, because that is a GREAT pun.
Screenshotted too fast to think of a caption. #CommentsByCelebs
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June 3, 2018
Ariana posts a video of a concert performance, and Pete hit her with the classic heart eye emojis. A bunch of 'em.
June 4, 2018
Mirroring his comments from his appearance on Jimmy Fallon, Pete writes that he is the "luckiest contest winner ever." It's f*cking lit, guys.
June 6, 2018
And here, he really goes for it, with a bunch of water emojis..........
June 7, 2018
And! A rather suggestive joke about "coming." Pete's coming, guys. Get it? He's a comedian.
June 8, 2018
Hey, now yow know what Pete Davidson's phone background is!
June 12, 2018
Okay, this is just outright horniness. Pete's basically telling Ariana she has both big boobs AND a big butt. Keep it classy, kids!
June 18, 2018
Apparently Pete's filthy comments are getting deleted from Instagram? Can someone do something about this? JK. Please don't do something about this.
June 21, 2018
Again, how are Pete Davidson's comments so filthy that they are getting deleted?? God, is that you?
June 21, 2018
Hopping over to Pete's 'gram, where he posted this "what the actual f*ck" picture.
June 21, 2018
Okay, this is a deviation from Instagram, but hang with me. While talking on Twitter about the interlude of a song about Pete, a fan said "how long is it" and she made this joke... which is just.............
SHE FUCKIN DIDN’T pic.twitter.com/AH84VeQQzi
- gina (@ginagrande_) June 22, 2018
June 24, 2018
MORE WATER EMOJIS. MAKE IT STOP.
June 24, 2018
Pete's "the most handsome ever," but it's "yikes". Yikes? How is being attractive a "yikes" situation?
June 27, 2018
Eyes, tongues, water droplets! The gang's all here!
July 2, 2018
If the one and only Ariana told you to come to bed via Instagram, you'd def listen.
July 6, 2018
I can't even explain this one but please promise me you won't think too long about Pete having a bobby pin shoved up his ass.
July 6, 2018
"Ur insta never lets me comment what i want." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
July 8, 2018
Ohhh, the word yum? Creative!
July 12, 2018
Heart eye emojis + tongues = Instagram comment gold, natch.
July 13, 2018
Now the yums are ALL CAPS. BECAUSE SHE IS YUMMY. OKAY GUYS?
7 days ago
Pete's now upgraded to "ur so hot it's insane," which feels anticlimactic after all that commenting.
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