We hate to say it, but not all cookies were created equal.
Girl Scout cookie season is pretty much its own holiday. Once the green table-clothed tables hit supermarkets and big box stores nationwide, it can turn into an all-out battle for the last box of Samoas, er, Caramel DeLites. Whatever your region of the country calls them, the culty cookies are so popular that the organization created online ordering, because even though making your own can be fun it's just not the same. And while we figured out which cookies are best for your sign, everyone knows there is a hierarchy. Here is the objective ranking of the worst Girl Scout cookie...to the best.
Just a note, this is an all-time ranking, and not all these cookies are available every year.
MichaelG: “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” ― Theodore Roosevelt