Someone Call A Doctor Because I'm In Stitches After Laughing At These 17 Ridiculous Tweets From The Week
Welcome back to another week in paradise — January!!! The first month of the year!!! Cold, frigid January!!! Where dreams are made and eventually go to die (such as my GoodReads goal from last year). Anyhoo, I like to think that this January is a little different because the jokes are off to a great start and last week was noooo exception. So, let's get into all the best tweets from last week:
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see how wonky the writing is😭😭😭😭😭they were CREASINGGGG in that kitchen https://t.co/PHDHdH4Nyi
— 𝒴 (@ysmammri) January 19, 2024
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"incorrect username or password"BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q9qWtSqT3H
— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 18, 2024
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I (very passively) commented on how I liked the spoons at Benihanas to my mom and later she sends me this pic.twitter.com/w8gpMzhDug
— erin🦋 (@erinmhk) January 19, 2024
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And a shake !? Baby You probably had to use Klarna https://t.co/ojsFOKyaqW
— Shar♥️ (@Gidaxo) January 19, 2024
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alright bro pic.twitter.com/BF0FhgEm9M
— sumo* (@camkrda) January 15, 2024
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I go to Walmart everyday and put me some eggs in my pocket 🙏🏽💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/nUBxPoJuWc
— 𝟚ꫝⅈᧁꫝ𝟚ᥴ𝕣ꪗ 🌶️ (@xo_dreamyy) January 18, 2024
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perfect location for a chili’s https://t.co/lkWFui3RX7 pic.twitter.com/U96S0mOVkU
— stoolie memes (@StoolieMemes) January 18, 2024
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jacob elordi is like. timothee chalamet with more water and nutrients
— Grovy🥭 (@grovymango) January 19, 2024
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“They know me here” pic.twitter.com/nEy8ojMJCn
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 21, 2024
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why does the kicker in football wear pads and helmets? all he does is kick the ball. it's a foul for the other team to touch him. the kicker should be wearing some kind of beautiful ice skater outfit that shows the team's personality
— comeback jack (@meanunclejack) January 21, 2024
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my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds https://t.co/TjtuXxX9dw pic.twitter.com/1J08kjkBNy
— ✮ (@FATHERLUXX) January 22, 2024
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no one:cartoon network moms: pic.twitter.com/2giLNRfbRX
— Jameel (@Jameelxo) January 20, 2024
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i wouldve said “your*” and ruined the whole vibe https://t.co/lThjUmTb9J
— 𝒴 (@ysmammri) January 22, 2024
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yes and tried everything in my power to open it https://t.co/j9TrfBMxp3
— brax (@bigb2youu) January 22, 2024
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This is what releasing your inhibitions looks like https://t.co/yrk9ThzYSU
— brooklyn babyy (@thee_SACK) January 21, 2024
Don't forget to follow these creators if you're lookin' for more laughs. And for more hilarious tweets, check out our previous roundups. Merci, bye!
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