If David Attenborough Narrated The Annual Skier Migration To Mt. Hood

Mt. Hood, Oregon is essentially the only place in the United States that skiers and snowboarders can bank on having snow each summer.

Hundreds of amateur and professional skiers make the annual pilgrimage.

Cypher Ski and LINE Skis imagines what it would be like if famous BBC/Planet Earth narrator David Attenborough were to narrate this migration in hilarious the video below:

LINE Skis: "@davidattenborough more like David FACTSenborough! 😮‍💨v\ @cypherski + clips from @jakestrassmanc\ @mattroebkeFrom winter’s retreat comes the skier’s retreat and the annual migration to @timberline_freestyle at Mount Hood. Home to year-round snowy slopes, pushing the boundaries of skiing, and the iconic LINE Skis Week at @windellscamp . Join us as we learn new tricks, share laughs, and swerve down on the Volcano. 🌋 Full episode on @bbc never."

That video was clearly made in a satirical tone, but it left me wanting more. So much so that... wait... I should probably say this first- Consider this your warning. I'm about to reveal a sliver of the inner-workings of my brain. You've been warned.

Picture this. LINE Skis actually hires 97-year-old David Attenborough to narrate an entire feature-length film.

The film is shot and cut together in the same style as an episode of Planet Earth and follows the various types of pro skiers under the LINE Skis umbrella.

Just imagine Attenborough gracing us with his silky smooth voice as Tom Wallisch throws cork blunt 9s in the summer slush at Mammoth. Then the film transitions to Dylan Siggers and Jake Hopfinger throwing down big backcountry lines.

I'd watch. You'd watch. Everybody would watch.

Hit me up LINE Skis. I shared a birthday with David Attenborough. That has to mean something, right?

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