Dakota Johnson Is on the Beach in Mexico in the Perfect White One-Piece

Elizabeth Logan
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Her movie is bombing while her press tour goes viral. And where is Dakota Johnson? Happily enjoying a beach getaway with Chris Martin in Mexico, thankyouverymuch.

The queen of DGAF moments—and daily naps—was spotted in Puerto Vallarta in a bright white one-piece, holding hands with the Coldplay musician. It’s not exactly the Amazon, researching spiders with her mom right before she died, but it’ll do. Click here for the pictures, including a particularly zen one of Martin squatting in a prayer pose by the water while Johnson totally ignores whatever he’s doing.

Johnson’s spidery new movie Madame Web is getting “so bad it’s kinda good but mostly bad” reviews, but honestly? When was the last good superhero movie anyway? No Way Home? I’m putting my feet up until Deadpool and Wolverine. Meanwhile, Johnson absolutely aced the part of the assignment she could control: wearing arachnid couture at various premieres and screenings.

Okay, web mesh! Okay, eyelashes! Naked with crystals!

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Dakota Johnson

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Okay, HEADPIECE! Why can’t superhero movies be spooky? Should…should we put Dakota in a remake of The Crow?

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Dakota Johnson

Instagram:@kateyoung

Costar Sydney Sweeney got the memo too. Maybe web pattern is the new leopard. Or at least the news snakeskin.

US actress Dakota Johnson (L) and US actress Sydney Sweeney arrive for the premiere of Sony's "Madame Web" in Los Angeles, California, on February 12, 2024. (Photo by Frederic J. Brown / AFP) (Photo by FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP via Getty Images)

In addition to stumping reporters and slaying red carpets, Dakota Johnson’s hobbies include meditation, sleep, and taking baths. “I do transcendental meditation. I’ve been really into breathwork recently, and that’s been helping me a lot with anxiety. I will get in a bathtub at any moment, any time of the day. If in the middle of the day, I’m like, ‘Oh, God, what is this world?’ I’ll get in the bathtub. I find water really grounding,” she revealed in December. “I don’t have a regular [wake-up] time. It depends on what’s happening in my life. If I’m not working, if I have a day off on a Monday, then I will sleep as long as I can. Sleep is my number one priority in life…I’m not functional if I get less than 10 [hours of sleep at night]. I can easily go 14 hours.”

Definition of unbothered.

Originally Appeared on Glamour