Your Daily TeenScope for May 17, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Beauty is a high priority. You'll enjoy art, but controversial or ugly subjects won't hold much appeal. You'd rather surround yourself with comfort than depress yourself with challenging subjects.

Taurus

A day full of family members you barely know could be a recipe for boredom. If you can convince older relatives to tell you stories about their pasts, things may not be so bad. Just show them you're curious.

Gemini

It may seem paradoxical, but giving into others is the best route to getting your way. Think out the strategy in advance. Negotiation is your strong suit, but working behind the scenes may be a solution too.

Cancer

Get back to basics, whether that means building a fire in the fireplace or helping out at a local food bank. Whatever puts you in touch with the simple needs of humanity will be useful.

Leo

A rich tapestry of experience is open to you. Whether it's a mysterious cream puff from a local bakery or a strange piece of classical music, you'll indulge in things that take you right out of your body.

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Virgo

Others may call you picky, but you're honestly interested in the repercussions of minute choices. The way people feel about a small portion of the argument may decide the conclusion they ultimately reach.

Libra

You're totally cosmopolitan. Heady conversations with adults? No problem. Figuring out the right way to dress for a fancy occasion? Couldn't be simpler. Strike a balance between being mature and just having fun.

Scorpio

You'll be attracted to silly, exotic experiences. An evening spent peering moodily into a pool of cool, dark water will strike your fancy, while friends may just think you've gone off the deep end.

Sagittarius

Distractions are everywhere, but you won't be happy unless you're able to settle down and focus. Block out outside intrusions with headphones and your favorite music. Sheer willpower won't be enough.

Capricorn

Craving status symbols is only natural when you rub shoulders with showoffs of all ages. Temper your desire for flash. The only thing that will truly impress is keeping your cool around such extravagant displays.

Aquarius

The sharp tanginess of good feelings and salty repartee encourages you to verbally whip others into shape and cements your reputation as divinely hilarious. Stick with the social to keep up your winning streak.

Pisces

You're in the unusual position of advocating tradition, while your friends prefer more experimental terrain. They may not be able to understand why you're hanging back, but you have your reasons.

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