Your Daily TeenScope for May 07, 2023



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

It's one of those days when you really need to make sure you're thinking clearly and dealing with the issues right in front of you instead of wishing you could just fast forward to the future.

Taurus

You feel like a part of the planet -- much more so than usual. It's a good time to think about eco-friendly activities. It could be as simple as taking the bus instead of hassling someone for a ride.

Gemini

Things are much weirder than usual today -- if only because everything happens exactly according to expectations. That may throw you off in a new way, but you can recover more quickly than most.

Cancer

You're having trouble with kids at school -- though it's not the usual. This time, they're all just forming a wall of conformity that you need to bust through somehow. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

Leo

Your friends aren't as interested in your big, crazy, new idea as you think they should be -- but don't cram it down their throats. You're better off with subtlety this time and getting them interested in quiet ways.

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Virgo

You need to make some magic happen in your love life -- and your good energy should help you pull it off. Whether you just need to say hello or you need to ask someone a big question, you have what it takes.

Libra

Take extra care today -- make sure you have the goods on whomever you're interested in. It could be romance, a rivalry or something in between, but it's all about information.

Scorpio

Light the fuse and run away -- you're having more fun than anyone else today, because you're the one who's starting all the good times. Maybe you're matching friends; maybe you're causing trouble.

Sagittarius

You feel like doing everything yourself today -- and why not? You have what it takes, and your no-nonsense mindset is perfect for handling all the little mundane tasks of the day.

Capricorn

You get some good news early today that's based at least in part on your efforts from earlier in the year. It all ends up working out in the best possible way. Watch your people marvel at your skills.

Aquarius

You may be exhausted for no good reason, which isn't much fun -- but you can tell that things are just about to get a lot better. Just ride out today's oddly low energy.

Pisces

Try not to worry too much about your own stuff today -- it's progressing well enough, and you can make a huge difference in someone else's life if you focus your energy outward for now.

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