Your Daily TeenScope for May 04, 2022
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It could be a very good day to rise and shine with the sun. It might also be an excellent day to get to your part-time job on time and give 150 percent effort. But it's not the best day to ask for a raise.
Taurus
People want way too much out of you today, but you can at least give them what you're capable of. If they start to get whiny after that, remind them you're only human -- that should shut them up.
Gemini
Your great energy is expressing itself as curiosity today -- which is hardly new for you. It's a good time to try new things, so figure out what seems coolest and then go do it!
Cancer
Maybe you've had a twinkle in your eye for a certain somebody for, well, nearly the whole darn school year now. Maybe today they are twinkling back. Ask them! Then you can twinkle together.
Leo
Make like a tree and branch out. Find something or somebody you don't know anything about and start getting to know it or them. The whole world's out there, just waiting to be discovered.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
You have a lot of different things going on right now and everything seems to be getting kind of crazy. Careful! The water is going to boil out of the pot if you don't turn down the heat soon.
Libra
Well, who would really want domestic bliss all the time? Okay, so everybody would. Don't forget, if a problem comes up at the old homestead, it's the hard things that teach us the most.
Scorpio
Show your peeps that life can be sweet. After all, you're the honey that holds everyone together today. Your awesome attitude is all it takes to neutralize people's weirdness -- when they're around you, they'll melt like butter!
Sagittarius
Sometimes two heads are better than one, and sometimes two heads just make things more confusing. This could be the second kind of day. Try not to get overwhelmed!
Capricorn
Water, sunshine and attention help plants thrive. You've got a similar formula lined up for taking care of your friends -- hugs, smiles and adventures. Attention to detail keeps everyone thrilled with your presence.
Aquarius
It could be a day for a little, how to put it, kissy-kissy-puppy-love. The kind where you hold hands and maybe nuzzle each other and then fight over a toy and then lick each other's noses.
Pisces
Think: philosophy. You might dig way down deep into the meaning of things and, if you bring along a flashlight, you'll definitely come back up with a few answers.
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