Your Daily TeenScope for March 29, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Your switch is set to 'wig out' -- so if you're not careful, you might totally overreact to the smallest things. Try to chill out on your own or with low-key friends and you'll be fine.

Taurus

You're one happy human right now. Share the love by telling your people what they need to hear (maybe not what they want to hear). You'll stay in a good mood all day.

Gemini

Write down everything you like about your school, job, friends, family or whatever else is causing you grief. You might be surprised at how long it is.

Cancer

It's like you just changed your batteries -- it's a surge that sweeps you forward and helps you get more done than you ever thought you would. That leaves more time for fun.

Leo

Start developing a better relationship with your intuition. It's got some big messages that are still undelivered. Take a long walk or find some other way to distract that big brain.

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Virgo

It's a good day to just hang with friends and not worry about anything important. One of them might have something they need to tell you, but it can wait.

Libra

You're not really sure what's going on, but you know you don't like it. Try to rise above the confusion and put it into context, maybe through a long talk with a friend.

Scorpio

You're so energetic that you might just get ahead of yourself with homework or chores. That's cool -- it leaves more time for goofing when the parties roll around.

Sagittarius

You've got some serious thinking to do, and now is a great time for philosophizing. Write notes if you're afraid it won't come back to you when you need it.

Capricorn

This is not the day to have to deal with people, especially those you're not into already. But if you have just the tiniest crumb of patience left, you'll actually make a new friend.

Aquarius

You're super-moody and just about ready to blow up at some unlucky parent, sibling or friend who looks at you funny. Try to be gentle if you can. It's probably best to just slink away.

Pisces

Performance is on the agenda for you right now, even if you're the shyest flower in the garden. Maybe you've got a secret play you're putting on for nobody's benefit but your own.

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