Your Daily TeenScope for March 16, 2022
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You might want to butt heads with someone today, but consider backing down instead. Sure, you want to prove you're right -- but being willing to compromise doesn't mean you're wrong. You're a better diplomat and negotiator than you think.
Taurus
Help your friends today, but hold back on that urge to criticize. You're right, of course (they really are being stupid right now), but a kind hand and a gentle nudge will work better than a kick in the butt.
Gemini
Make yourself better today! Sure, it's hard to imagine how you could improve on perfection -- but even the best of us can use a little polish around the edges. Whatever might make you better (smarter, fitter, funnier), go after it.
Cancer
Are you crazy, or is it everybody else? Today at least, you're the one who needs a straitjacket. But don't worry: Your craziness is the good kind, and don't be surprised if it leads to ingenious ideas and unplanned antics.
Leo
Who knew productivity could be so fun? Whether you're getting ready for school tomorrow or just getting things done around the house, you can expect both praise and progress.
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Virgo
Think you've got it all figured out? You probably do. Your intuition can't be beat today -- so that means trust your gut and follow any and all hunches. (Especially if they involve asking someone out!)
Libra
Ever feel like your brain won't stop spinning when you're trying to make a decision? This is one of those indecisive days, so learn to live with uncertainty. (If it gets to be too much, consider a couch-powered nap.)
Scorpio
The scales of justice have tipped! There's a wrong out there that you need to make right, superhero-style. Grab your cape and come to the aid of somebody getting beat up by their own bad luck.
Sagittarius
Why bother trying to improve on your own perfect self? Because there really is such a thing as one hundred and ten percent. You'll get a fine opportunity to earn even more praise and applause today.
Capricorn
You might feel like your friends have things easier than you right now, and ... they probably do. But self-pity is for wimps, you know that. Stay tough, leave the whining to the losers, and you'll come out on top.
Aquarius
It's like you just got an internship at the United Nations. Everyone is speaking a different language today (okay, not literally -- but they're not making much sense!). It's up to you to translate and interpret to keep the peace.
Pisces
You might not always feel like it, but you're a natural romantic -- someone who knows when to ask questions and when to just listen. Remember today, though: just because something seems obvious to you, don't assume it's obvious to everyone else.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
