Your Daily TeenScope for March 08, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Well, aren't you the smoothest thing walking on two legs? You'll be able to get your way with just about anyone today -- but make sure you don't overdo it.

Taurus

You've been busting it for so long that you've forgotten how to party. Well, almost -- throw yourself into get-down mode and don't let anyone get in your way.

Gemini

You're all about your people right now, and that's a good thing. Keep checking in with your friends and sweetie(s) -- they need to know you're there for them. Keep up the good work.

Cancer

It might seem like there's an awful lot going on right now, and you might be tempted to join in with practically all of it. Take some time to just chill and be with yourself.

Leo

Blah, blah, blah. You're way more talkative than usual, but don't let that worry you too much. You'll still get everything done that's worth doing, and you might make a few new friends while you're at it.

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Virgo

Got something to say? Now's the time to get it off your chest. Your closest friends and family are ready to hear from you -- and they'll have good words of wisdom for you, too.

Libra

Everyone's checking you out and trying to get in your business, but in a good way. Instead of wanting a piece of you, they want you to have a piece of them. Not so bad, huh?

Scorpio

You're having your own private quiet time and loving it. If people (parents, most likely) are worried about you, just tell them you're resting up for your next big performance.

Sagittarius

No matter how bad school and/or work has been lately, today it'll feel like a day at the arcade. Big, crazy fun awaits, even during the dullest moments. You're the center of it all.

Capricorn

Let your people take the lead for a while. You've been riding yourself pretty hard lately, and now is a great time to chill and let nature heal you back up.

Aquarius

There's new blood coming your way. It might be a new neighbor, or it could be someone who just thinks you're cute. Either way, you need to make them feel welcome.

Pisces

You're feeling pretty sassy and ready to make some big changes happen in your life. Go out of your way to absorb new energy and try new things -- you never know what'll happen.

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