Your Daily TeenScope for July 01, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Being careful and gentle gives you an edge of compassionate intuition that will enable you to guess gut reactions and shift emotions to the right wavelength. Cradle other people's hopes like precious gems.

Taurus

People respond like you're the coach of their rugby team today -- they'll leap into the path of danger, obey arcane signals and run madly. Motivate them toward the best ends you can dream up.

Gemini

Your energy is really different at the moment -- so much so that a concerned adult might take you aside for a little chat. Just roll your eyes and tell them it's just a phase. That should shut 'em up!

Cancer

It's a great time to get your hopes up, because things are still looking good! If you feel like going for something big, now is your chance! If you need help, you'll find plenty of people willing to step up to the plate.

Leo

Derrida, Kuhn and other philosophers appeal to you more than sequins and flashiness. Put on black clothes, pick up a thick book and engage in the alluring art of pursuing intellectual rigor.

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Virgo

When everything is going right, sometimes you let down your guard just a little too much. Beware of being gullible, especially since that realistic streak and calm practicality are so much of your charm.

Libra

Take that step you know needs to be taken and get all your tasks and chores done quickly. You're feeling the urge to run away when stuff pops up today -- even so, you know deep down you can handle it all!

Scorpio

Been afraid to try out a radical new hairstyle? Balking at taking the SAT or finding a part-time job? Well, today's the day to take risks and make choices. So make up your mind and make it happen, baby.

Sagittarius

The soundtrack of your life picks up and adds a joyful beat; you're having such a delicious time all day that even when sitting down you could be dancing. Enjoy the fabulous feeling!

Capricorn

Whether it's a manicure or dirt-bike riding, indulge one of your favorite joys today. You deserve a special treat, so sneak off and read travel guides in a bookstore or hike along your favorite trail.

Aquarius

Think like Archimedes today: boldly but rationally. Ingenious ideas need careful principles of science and nature to take shape the way they should, so be as meticulous as you are inventive.

Pisces

Map or not, you'll be wandering into uncharted territories today. Keep your cultural sensitivity cap on to avoid potentially embarrassing situations, but otherwise check out views and freakish people.

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