Your Daily TeenScope for January 26, 2022

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Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.


Stretch yourself out a little bit and get to know that exchange student or weird new kid. You need a dose of new culture if you want to keep your place at the top of the heap.


You might have some new cash burning a hole in your wallet, but hang onto it for a little while. There's a cool must-have toy coming your way, but you'll need to lay down some bucks for it.


Blah, blah, blah -- you need to start the chatter and keep it alive. You're holding things together. The people who are too busy to say hello need to check their heads or get out of the kitchen. You certainly don't have time for deadbeats.


You can't stop racing around from place to place, but try to get a grip and slow down, at least a little. It won't help that you're feeling a little paranoid about your friends, but that'll pass.


Someone new is on the scene who's going to spin you in circles. It might not be true love, but you'll set out in a new direction after spending time with them.

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What does the term 'your type' mean anyway? Who set those rules in place? Toss that tired old reasoning out the window. Your type is whomever you like, and that's that.


Dating, tutoring or texting -- spend time one on one and you'll feel like you're in the right place. You've got some mad social vibes that you need to play out, so get busy and see what you can stir up.


What's up with that secret plan you've been hoarding? Get busy with it and make it come true -- the sooner, the better. Don't worry about getting help -- once people see what you're up to, you'll have all the support you need.


It's all good fun for you, even if a parent or teacher is up in your grill for it. Hanging out with little kids could be a blast -- younger siblings or cousins are just what you need right now.


It's time to get serious and stop some spooky business before it gets out of hand. Don't worry about knowing what to say -- it'll all come naturally.


Something big comes down the pike and you won't be the same afterward. You'll have a new sense of freedom that nobody can ever take away from you.


Get ready for the cold water of reality to wake you up from your illusions. It might be fun! One way or another, you'll have to let go of some tired old notions.

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