Your Daily TeenScope for January 23, 2023



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You are feeling incredibly energetic and enthused about one topic or person in particular -- and will move heaven and earth to get closer! Whatever it is, you should find all obstacles easy to overcome.

Taurus

Someone is making life harder than it needs to be for you, most likely by trying to rush you through a process that needs to be slowed down, at least a little. Resist as long as you can!

Gemini

Listen carefully to your friends and other acquaintances -- they have more good gossip than you could possibly remember. It's a good time for you to follow their example, if at all possible.

Cancer

You feel incredibly stressed out -- for no good reason! Try not to rush yourself today, though, because what you really need to do is slow down and take care of everything one step at a time.

Leo

Your big brain just keeps absorbing more and more information, but it never seems to get full. Today brings some hot stuff about that cutie you've had your eye on -- see what happens next!

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Virgo

You're finding it tougher than usual to get along with siblings. Of course, if you're an only child, things are probably just fine, but that social energy just isn't where it ought to be.

Libra

Things are either all the way awesome or down in the pits today -- there's not much middle ground! The good news is that if you're feeling down, it's because you're mistaken about something.

Scorpio

This is a good day to play peacemaker -- or at least to avoid causing trouble! You may find that things get weirder and weirder if conflict arises, and you're not in the best position to play that.

Sagittarius

You're feeling too good to worry about much today, and the pleasure you take from your ordinary activities is surprisingly great! It's a good day to take care of little tasks that would seem boring on other days.

Capricorn

You need to make sure the sweet situation you've set up for yourself (and others, maybe) is stable. It's one of those days that makes you worry just a bit, but you can pull it together.

Aquarius

You need to bypass the usual channels to figure out what you want to do next -- and that could take some serious thought! Chat informally with parents or others who know their stuff.

Pisces

Your best friends seem to be miles away, even if they're right there in front of you. It's not like you're slipping away from them, though -- it's just that they're all wrapped up in their own business.

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