Your Daily TeenScope for January 16, 2024

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Money matters wiggle into your attention. If it's regarding an allowance or wages from a part-time job, be forceful but tactful. In the heat of the moment, keep cool like James Bond would, and your hard work will pay off.

Taurus

Since you're always loyal and dependable, you'll wow everyone around you today when you also turn wildly affectionate and romantic. Embrace the powerful sensations and hug those who deserve it -- maybe twice!

Gemini

A series of stories, part fact, and part fiction will surface, providing fanciful observations about your neighbors. It seems somebody's being a busybody. If it's you, concentrate on deep focus and reflection instead.

Cancer

Like the ruler of a small island, you've got visions of where to take your group of friends. Today's a good day to move forward on getting everyone in agreement, so be your charming, persuasive self -- and rule on.

Leo

Practice being the bigger person. The only pride you want is pride in being loving, so be extravagantly heart-based today. Refuse to be judgmental. Be open to all the variety and spice in life, in all shapes and colors.

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Virgo

Dig into some philosophy. Choose Bertrand Russell, quantum theory, David Sedaris or your own favorite philosopher, and dive into conversation with those around you. Have a thinking party!

Libra

You're beautiful today! Match that with courtesy, and minor disputes will disappear into friendly arbitration. This day could lead to some great gains for you -- with both your parents and your friends.

Scorpio

Although your intense loyalty is usually a virtue, consider limiting it a bit and being less possessive of what you love. That compromise will demonstrate your flexibility and win you reciprocity.

Sagittarius

A host of mundane details surrounds you like gnats today, but you've got the reflexes to catch and order them all. People will be happy to help you because you're undaunted and cheerful, so grin and keep at it.

Capricorn

Feel like you need a stint at Walden Pond to get back to basics? It's just a sign that you should add relaxation time into your schedule. So kick back and indulge yourself a little. You can be disciplined later.

Aquarius

If you're bored today, snap into observing people. There are some peculiar habits surrounding you, so inspect people nearby and watch the familiar change into the bizarre. Their quirks will make you like them even more.

Pisces

A sense of peacefulness descends. Mellow candlelight and soft music will enhance this feeling, so find a few moments to enjoy yourself. Your look of calm will draw praise and compliments all day.

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