Your Daily TeenScope for December 09, 2021



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You're slow to catch on to sudden shifts of a topic, and you're a little tired. But you're also extremely sensitive to other people's moods, and the subtle cues in facial expression that let you know how to approach them most effectively.

Taurus

Your domestic side is just below to the surface today, and you'll want to hole up with an art project or launch an elaborate plan to cover your dresser in decoupage. Whatever you do, you'll feel safe, secure and utterly satisfied.

Gemini

A hot-button political issue will start different factions of your social group bickering like you've never seen them argue before. To your surprise, you'll actually enjoy the shift in personal dynamics that the argument precipitates.

Cancer

If it's energy you've been waiting for, you've got it. If someone tells you to 'give me five!' you'll smile and drop for five push-ups. Sure, you would have thought of the joke another day, but would you have had the motivation to do it?

Leo

You're extremely sensitive to others' whims and displeasures today, and if you're in a position where you'll come in contact with a lot of picky, bossy people, their complaints will chafe. Relax with the most good-natured friend you've got.

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Virgo

You're in the mood to be surrounded by people today, and if no party is forthcoming, you may have to organize the fun yourself. Recruit a coconspirator to figure out invitations. You concentrate on the location and activity.

Libra

Other people will impede your plans in the most unexpected manner. Don't react immediately. Take the time to evaluate the new options that have opened up, and you may be rewarded by meeting someone altogether delightful.

Scorpio

Watch for opportunities to speak to people you wouldn't usually notice. A quiet student you recognize from class might appear in line for a movie or in a coffee shop. Initiate conversation -- you'll be surprised at the depth you achieve.

Sagittarius

Today your focus will be on relationships that had seemed irredeemably damaged. Friends you'd never expected to hear from again may ask your forgiveness for a lie they told about you, or request your help with a problem.

Capricorn

Today you'll be forced to deal with an issue you'd really rather avoid. In fact, you'd prefer to be anywhere else -- your mind will naturally incline toward fantastical daydreams. But you'll feel better once the conversation ends.

Aquarius

You'll have a day fit for a hypochondriac. A little headache will make you freak out about brain tumors, while a mild insect bite will make you think your bed is full of bugs. Take a relaxing bath and escape your fears for an hour.

Pisces

You're feeling positively goofy when it comes to a certain someone. You don't have to betray the extent of your crush, but the sparkle in your eyes when you talk to them may give them a hint of how you feel. Watch out!

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