Your Daily TeenScope for April 29, 2024
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's impossible to figure out what's going on with your friends. Any action you take seems like it will make somebody massively angry. Talk things over if you're confronted, but don't make any rash decisions.
Taurus
You'll find yourself yearning for futuristic modes of travel today. Why do people have to walk on two legs? A levitating snowboard would be so much more efficient. Your imagination is a nice escape from the ordinary.
Gemini
The adage 'think before you speak' has never been more relevant. Be very careful about what slips through your lips today, because everything's set up for a spectacularly explosive blunder. Have an apology at the ready.
Cancer
You're like a scientist studying meteors who suddenly sees a shooting star streak across the sky. Intellectually, you know it's just another piece of foreign matter, but the childish joy you feel is what renews you.
Leo
You've been productive despite adversity, like a worker slogging through the worst conditions with all the correct protective gear. Today you'll have better luck if you take off those boots and get down in the mud.
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Virgo
If you're trying to organize a trip to a doughnut shop, your friends may make things hard by taking their own sweet time. Realize that the value of this activity is in the wonderful company, not the silly destination.
Libra
Slow down and smell the garlic today. You can appreciate the little things that others ignore or even disdain -- like certain Italian seasonings -- and you'll get more pleasure out of life thanks to that ability.
Scorpio
If you're seized with the urge to paint or draw, grab a paintbrush or pen and get started right away. The boundary between your dreams and reality is permeable today, and your imagination will reach fantastic realms.
Sagittarius
Getting out of bed this morning may be a drag. Focus on goals measured by the time of day. If you start tomorrow's homework between classes today, your day will feel so full you won't have time to mope.
Capricorn
You're like a spider today, content to rest in the beautiful web you've built, but watching closely for any damage to your creation. It may be radical, but you may enjoy branching out even beyond damage control.
Aquarius
When you're faced with a tricky decision today, you may have to work not with the obvious facts, but with your own assumptions. It's a good day to reevaluate your values, then turn back to the situation at hand.
Pisces
Changes and renewal float in on the breeze today like little seed parachutes taking off from ripe dandelions. It's a great time to take a long bath with bubbles or salts that make you feel like a new person.
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