Your Daily TeenScope for April 19, 2024



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Still waters run deep, and you're immobile, like a Zen master contemplating eternity. Let heavy thoughts take a backseat -- focus on something soothing and physical like making a fruit salad or drawing caricatures.

Taurus

Like a recluse guarding their solitude, you're full of strange possessive impulses today. Use them to tweak your perspective and do the unimaginable instead of the easy. Push yourself to be open and admiring.

Gemini

A thick vein of stubborn independence is uncovered today, revealing that you're made of precious metals and willful ores. Though nobody will expect it, you'll stand your ground to help someone else.

Cancer

Get out of the middle of the road. Really, you'll be at your best if you stay away from risky situations, so stand on the sidewalk and walk right along. Stay away from the super-safe, too. You can handle yourself.

Leo

A wolf disguised in sheep's clothing is skulking around your social circles today, so be on the alert for someone with bad intentions. Your family could use your nurturing affection and humor, so guard them quietly.

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Virgo

Get outdoors, or at least find some nature paintings to gaze longingly at, because you're full of grand emotions. A stormy sea, windswept plain or lush forest will provide the spectacle you need today.

Libra

You eye newness like a cobra ready to strike. New phones, new music, new clothes -- anything new gets you riled up today. You're a shopping wizard, but make sure your shining generosity matches your acquisitiveness.

Scorpio

If you have ever wanted to be a politician, today's the day. Polish your skills of charm, negotiation and presenting a powerful self-image. Everybody already thinks you're fabulous, so it'll be easy!

Sagittarius

Take today to draw into yourself and prepare. Collect your thoughts and listen to your intuition, and try to use a centrifuge effect to pull out the most important aspects of your latest experiences.

Capricorn

A good friend provides an oracle-like ear and gives you incomprehensible but accurate advice. Listen, and then chew on what's said, because you really do have all the clues about what to do.

Aquarius

Being alone gives you a sense of protection today. If you're with people, some old wounds may reopen and the gaze of others may sear. Tuck yourself away -- bury yourself in a game or a book all day.

Pisces

That backbone of yours comes in handy today when someone assumes you're a pushover. Enjoy baring your teeth and scaring them off, you tiger. Fuzzy promises don't appeal to big predators.

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