Your Daily TeenScope for April 09, 2023



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You're starting to get a little worried about what people are saying behind your back, but you shouldn't be -- everyone who matters knows how awesome you are. It's a good time to chill with friends.

Taurus

Someone you don't think of as especially deep or wise busts out with some serious insights today -- so pay attention. You should be able to make good use of this new information soon.

Gemini

Be wary of people you don't know all that well -- especially if they want something from you. It's not as if you're going to get burned for sure, but there is a decent chance. So, keep it on ice.

Cancer

Your eyes are opening to a situation that has been going on for quite some time -- one that you can actually do something about. You may not want to act right away, but the time is coming soon.

Leo

Your altruistic side pops up today, and you find it easier than ever to help your people with what they need. It's a great time to make sure people are ready to do what they have to do.

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Virgo

Take another look around you -- romantic possibilities are everywhere. When you least expect it, someone might surprise you by checking you out or responding to your best traits.

Libra

You're feeling kind of sentimental about old times, maybe thinking about an ex or wondering how things could have been. That's a hard place to be, though, and you should find yourself shaking it off tonight or tomorrow.

Scorpio

Whether you've done anything to earn it, you have your parents on your good side today. Work it if you feel like it, or just enjoy the good energy and see how long you can get it to last.

Sagittarius

Try not to indulge your urge to shop today -- unless you have to get something essential for school or some other important activity. If you save every penny, it will all be worthwhile in the near future.

Capricorn

It's easy to make the right kind of impression on other folks today, so if you show a teacher or other adult what you're all about, do it with confidence. Your potential for greatness couldn't be better.

Aquarius

Someone you thought you know well drops a bomb today that leaves you speechless -- though it may not be negative in any way. Don't bother trying to figure them out just now; it won't make sense for a while.

Pisces

You can tell that things need to change -- that's your job sometimes. Today, though, you might need to become the bearer of bad news so your people can get it together in time.

What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.