Your Daily TeenScope for April 01, 2024



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Someone around you needs you. Be flattered and use your considerable energy for their benefit. Your own comic strip may not appear immediately, but you'll be able to feel really good about your own actions.

Taurus

Sometimes your buddies hold you up; don't be afraid to let them. You've been there for them, and you'll be there for them again. It's only nice to ask them for help when you need it too! Besides, they'll do exactly what you need.

Gemini

Creativity surges out of you today. Turn your back on the world and enter your artistic zone as fully as possible. Keep in mind that there's no bad art, only developing masterpieces, and turn your keen eye and ear to making inspiration.

Cancer

What a powerhouse you are today! Royalty doesn't have it as sweet as you, so take all that good energy and helpful intuition and find truly enjoyable ways to spend your day. Everything falls into place around you, you lucky, lucky dog.

Leo

Your nose for trouble will keep you from being pressured into a decision. Each new tidbit of information can twist the whole interpretation, as a crime scene investigator knows all too well. So strive for objectivity and openness.

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Virgo

Nothing will remain stable today. Pretend you're inside a kaleidoscope and just laugh at the show unfolding around you. People will change their minds, the weather will shift and opinions will surface. Just take it all in.

Libra

Time to use your tenacity. Cling to your half-started projects and work hard on them so that the new ideas and projects flooding your mind will have a chance to be completed someday. Your creativity must second your diligence.

Scorpio

The surface of life will peel off today, revealing foggy mysteries and imagination running rampant. Enjoy the gothic overtones and let your dreams become realities with a little romance and a little creativity. Weird goodness abounds.

Sagittarius

Sleeping in today will throw you off balance. Exercise will help you to regain a sense of lively anticipation for the rest of the day, which would be good because someone has a story you need to hear and learn from. Be a good pupil.

Capricorn

Intuitive connections form inside you all day long, giving rise to creative impulses and impressing others. So sit down and draw that snazzy image or design that web page, or blog the impressions you have. It'll give you a natural high.

Aquarius

A veneer of the mystical overlays your day, giving your grand ambitions even weirder forms than usual. Take a moment to reevaluate your actions and keep your credit cards hidden away. Plenty of crazy dreaming to do instead!

Pisces

Have a book report or homework you absolutely need to finish? What about projects around the house? Go ahead and tie up all those loose ends into a very pretty bow right now.

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