Your Daily FoodScope for September 16, 2023
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Aries
You'll inspire others today with your youthful glow and bubbly personality. They'll be surprised when you tell them a healthy diet is behind your exuberance. You'll know you've touched them when you see wastebaskets filled with unopened bags of chips and cookies, and there's a sudden run on apples from the vending machine.
Taurus
Tonight could be a good one for a little video entertainment. 'Eat, Drink, Man, Woman' is a classic, as is 'Big Night.' Still undecided? How about 'Like Water For Chocolate?' On second thought, dining out may be a better idea, only now you'll have to decide between Chinese, Italian and the ice cream parlor.
Gemini
The temptation to snack, snack, snack will be powerful today. But hidden reserves of strength could keep you on the straight and narrow. Still, you'll wish you could have slices of pizza instead of slivers of string cheese, but in the long run you know it's all for the best.
Cancer
Your family could be more receptive to a healthier diet if you disguise fattening old favorites in new clothes. They might like white pizza just as much as one laden with cheese and pepperoni, and low-fat cheese could give new life to nachos, lasagna and casseroles.
Leo
It could be a good idea to bring those ongoing projects to fruition today. Doing so will make tomorrow a lot less hectic. To do that, though, you'll need to work through lunch. But with perseverance and a whole lot of won ton soup and egg rolls, you should be able to get it all done.
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Virgo
The devil on your shoulder may urge you to into hedonistic action today. The angel may not be able to fully suppress those urges, but she could manage to keep them in check. So rather than behave like you're at a Caligula-esque bacchanal, you'll just eat a hot fudge sundae for lunch instead.
Libra
Indulging too much today might actually be a good thing. Pounding down pizza slices, Buffalo wings, potato skins and nachos will make you feel like you're going to burst, and you'll look that way, too. The looks of derision on people's faces will tell you everything, and it'll be a long time before you pig out like that again.
Scorpio
You'll wrestle with temptation today, and the match may appear to be one-sided. But you'll muster your reserves of hidden strength and smite your opponent! The sense of pride you feel will make that grilled chicken and veggie rice bowl taste even better. Oh, you'll still be able to hear those pizza slices calling, only not as loudly as before.
Sagittarius
Remember your mom's reprimands that snacking will ruin your dinner? Well, that will definitely be the case today. You'll barely touch a perfectly executed chicken piccata with risotto because you spent the afternoon snacking on candy bars and potato chips. Don't you ever learn?
Capricorn
It'll be easy to forget your nutritional vows today as some fat and calorie-laden floozy tempts you into straying. Oh, that double-stack cheeseburger topped with onion rings she'll wave in front of you will look inviting. But a virginal cup of yogurt will come swooping in and open a fierce can of whoop-ass on that brazen hussy!
Aquarius
You bring a touch of eccentricity to everything you do, and friends are amazed at your culinary peculiarities. Garlic ice cream? Tofu chocolate pie? Cattail hominy? They may sound strange, but they sure are delicious. Maybe that's why your dinner parties are always standing-room only.
Pisces
Your day will be frustrating, maddening, infuriating and any other negative adjective you can come up with. But things will get much better when you get home and your homemade stuffed pork chops and mashed potatoes will be superb, heavenly, downright awesome!
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